****damien turns around to think things through
DAMIEN **whispering**
....we need to get the guys down here somehow. they can help us and then we can destroy that necklace and get my powers back.
PIP **whispering**
i understand damien but how will we ever get the attention of them or defeat the guard for that matter...
****another guard walks into the guard station, giggling
GEORGE (GUARD #2)
hey harrition you gotta come see this!
DAMIEN
stupid ass name
HARRITION (GUARD)
what is it now, george?
GEORGE (GUARD #2)
some coked out kid and his youth pastor boyfriend annoyed the fuck out of that one lame ass tour guy so much that he challenged the meth head kid to a boxing match! they are about to start, i stalled them so i could come get you! come on!
PIP
wait coked up kid?
GEORGE (GUARD #2)
yeah man!
DAMIEN
blonde? spiky hair?
GEORGE (GUARD #2)
yeah. you know him? fuck! that meth addict and the youth pastor outside must be working for the enemy as well. let's lock those bastards up, too, after the fight of course.
****the two guards run to watch the fight, there is a large crowd of people surrounding a gazebo in the white house garden (where the fight is taking place), waiting for it to start, cheering from the sidelines.
CRAIG (shouting from the crowd)
be careful tweek!
TWEEK
don't worry. I will
RING ANNOUNCER
ON ONE SIDE WE HAVE TWEEK THE DESTROYER OF CAFFEINE, AND ON THE OTHER SIDE WE HAVE JERRY THE TOUR GUIDE
JERRY (TOUR GUIDE)
actually i would like to be called jerry the hot handsome sexy tour guide! "☝️🤓"
RING ANNOUNCER
no.
RING ANNOUNCER
now gentlemen. FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
TWEEK
DEATH?? AHahh!!!
JERRY (TOUR GUIDE)
you're going down meth boy!
TWEEK
AH! we'll see about that! jerk!!!!
RING ANNOUNCER
JERRY THE TOUR GUIDE GOES FOR THE FIRST PUNCH AND MISSES.
RING ANNOUNCER
TWEEK THE DESTROYER OF CAFFEINE REBUTTALS BY KICKING HIM IN THE NUTS... OOOUUU DIRTY PLAY..
RING ANNOUNCER
JERRY THE TOUR GUIDE IS NEVER GIVING UP THOUGH!!
RING ANNOUNCER
HE STRIKES TWEEK THE DESTROYER OF CAFFEINE RIGHT IN THE NOGGIN
RING ANNOUNCER
TWEEK THE DESTROYER OF CAFFEINE RECOVERS QUITE QUICKLY FROM THAT STRIKE AND GOES ABSOLUTELY BANANAS, PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AFTER PUNCH
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FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)
Fanfictionbasically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
