****cut to gregory sitting on a nearby street corner, pitying himself. behind him, in the shadows stands christophe smoking a cigarette, also drowning in self pity
CHRISTOPHE
you ok kid?
GREGORY
no i'm not... i've been chapfallen.. my heart ....it feels like it's been january sixthed
CHRISTOPHE
chapfallen?
GREGORY
gutted, broken-hearted
GREGORY
my girlfriend broke up with me earlier and got back with her mindless ex.
CHRISTOPHE
hmm... the natural course of human existence ...get attached to something... lose it inevitably... and then heartbreak... all for what? just for our so-called savior to see us in pain? how pathetic... is he a sadist? getting off on our collective pain?
CHRISTOPHE
why must pain be the root cause of our existence... i know why... it's because there is no justice there is no over looker... we are truly alone... and heartbreak is the shining proof..
GREGORY
thank you for the little segment of... ...wisdom you have gifted upon me but unfortunately you're failing at making me feel any better, it's just making me feel like i'm back in yardale ..absent-minded in the excruciating class of atheism 101.
CHRISTOPHE
making you feel better? hmm... that wasn't my intention, i was just ranting..
****christophe pauses for a bit, gregory sighs
CHRISTOPHE
so... you want to help me out with something, kid?
CHRISTOPHE
i intend to do some... business...
CHRISTOPHE
only thing is it may be a bit illegal.
GREGORY
sorry... but as a yardale graduate i've sworn to be a law abiding citizen..... as long as the laws are ethical and reasonable of course.
CHRISTOPHE
no... no buddy it's not unethical nothing can be unethical when there's no overarching moral in life since god left us... you see this is for the greater good... for the world! our future as humans.
CHRISTOPHE
now... there's this vigilante you probably heard of... he goes by the name mysterion.
GREGORY
indeed, i've heard of him.
CHRISTOPHE
yeah, yeah good.
CHRISTOPHE
we need to recruit him tonight... so i can get this extremely important, and of course ethical business done... he is a valuable asset
GREGORY
i will only assist you if the moral is ethical and fulfilling to the local community. and right now it's not really sounding like something i would want to attach my name to. it sounds like some dimwitted thrill seeking plot.
CHRISTOPHE
hmm... what if i can get you and your little girlfriend back together?
GREGORY
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FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)
Fanfictionbasically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
