MICHELLE OBAMA
you are so humble, mysterion.
MICHELLE OBAMA
barack, doesn't mysterion kick ass?
BARACK OBAMA
very much.
CARTMAN
aye! where's our compensation asshole?
STAN
the asshole is ignoring us... weak!
HILLARY CLINTON
....mysterious!! slayy!!!! stay humble king!!!!
BARACK OBAMA
i- girl..... it's mysterion.
****hillary chortles
KAMALA HARRIS
....that bastard cult really had everyone fooled, brainwashed!!!! if it wasn't for you guys... i don't know how many more people would have been sacrificed!
MYSTERION
we're happy to help, mrs. vice president.
CARTMAN
uhhh hello???? money?!!!!!
CRAIG
dude....
MICHELLE OBAMA
you know what i was thinking, you kids should make a speech for all those people over there. they are waiting for you! they want to thank you guys for being so brave!
CARTMAN
no! no! money!! then we'll talk.
HILLARY CLINTON
go on children!
CARTMAN
god.damnit!!!!!
BUTTERS
well.... fellas... i guess a little speech wouldn't hurt...
****all the kids walk onto the nearby stage to give a speech to the crowd of people.
CHRISTOPHE
ok... last one to say "god is dead" gives the full speech. 1. 2. 3.
****christophe, stan, gregory, butters, damien, pip, craig, kyle, cartman, and mysterion all say it in unison
CHRISTOPHE
tweek, you're it.
TWEEK
AH....but. there's so many people!!! Ah! too much pressure man!!!!!!
CARTMAN
just do it asshole
PIP
tweek, i'm quite positive you're going to be just fine! i'm sure you can handle yourself!
TWEEK
no!!!!! i can't!!!! i can't handle myself!!!!
PIP
oh dear.
****christophe rolls his eyes and pushes tweek up to the mic
CHRISTOPHE
grow some goddamn balls for once!!!
TWEEK
AH! ok... i'm alright!!!! find my center.... happy place....
TWEEK
hello!! everybo-
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FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)
Fanfictionbasically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
