*****tweek and craig walk back to the tour group to distract the tour guide, everyone else follows and waits for tweek to create a distraction so they can get through unnoticed, in the tourist crowd tweek is uncontrollably shaking, restless.
TWEEK
Ah! jesus! i don't know if i can do this craig.
CRAIG
don't worry honey. i'm here with you
STAN
go on tweek, our mission is dependent on you distracting this melvin..
TWEEK
oh god! Ah! ...alright....
****tweek uses his acting skills to create an elaborate distraction, craig helps tweek as damien, pip, stan, gregory, mysterion, butters, and christophe all sneak through to take out the one singular guard, guarding the entrance into the white house. they all stand in front of the guard.... waiting for damien to make his move
HARRITION (GUARD)
....think you kids should be getting back to your parents, this isn't part of the tour.
DAMIEN
let us through. now.
HARRITION (GUARD)
ha... and where are your parents, little emo child?
DAMIEN
hell
STAN
dude. i think it would be better for all of us if you just let us through.
HARRITION (GUARD)
look kid, i don't get paid enough for this, run along.
MYSTERION
we warned you.
CHRISTOPHE
use your powers damien.
****damien's pupils fill with hell fires as he uses his demon powers to make the guard levitate.
HARRITION (GUARD)
what. the. fuck!!!!!
DAMIEN
feel the wrath of my father!
****thunder rumbles and the sky goes darker as damien sets a nearby statue on fire, to show the guard he's not fucking around.
HARRITION (GUARD)
oh hell the fuck noooooo!!!! it's some demon child! AHHHH
DAMIEN
your days are numbered... count your last seconds with fear and envy for the living!
STAN
kick ass dude!
HARRITION (GUARD)
oh fuck no! you will notttttt catch me fighting with no demon child, bye
****the guard runs away, leaving the white house entrance unguarded, damien puts out the fire he started, with his powers
STAN
well... that was easy.
GREGORY
how unnerving
CHRISTOPHE
good job, damien. let's go in
****damien, pip, stan, gregory, mysterion, butters, and christophe all walk into the white house. tweek and craig are still preoccupied with distracting the tour guide.
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FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)
Fanfictionbasically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
