The evil shadow (Despicable me x reader)

4. What the hell

Carl woke me up at five in the morning... with an air horn.

"Have you completely lost your mind?!!!"

He shrugged his shoulders, "I found this in the kitchen...I thought it was empty."

"Well guess what...you are wrong!!!!"

Like a zombie, I dragged myself to the bathroom, getting ready for the new job.

On the other side, they were all already awake. While the girls are preparing for school, the guys are on their way to the car. Lucy would come after them, as soon as I arrived.

Carl was acting like a housewife, taking care of her daughter. He made me breakfast, prepared a lunchbox for me and placed a kiss on my cheek. I growled at this, "Seriously Carl, I am just going over the street and not to school!"

"I am so proud of my baby...her first day at her new job!" he said with a high pitched voice.

"Do me a favor and get yourself a dog!"

"Why would I need a dog if I have you...my cute little Chihuahua!" he said, pinching my cheek.

I ran towards the door, getting away from this nightmare, "At least get back to normal!!!"

Lucy was already at the window. She jumped in joy, as she saw me leaving the house. Once I stood in front of the giant black house, she opened in a hurry, pulling me in. "I am so glad you can do this! Here is a list of what has to be done...bye bye!!!!

SLAM!!!!!

That's it?! Here is a list...that is it?! No introducing me to the other family members? Or showing me the house? Am I allowed to go into every room? I never did babysitting before, but I am sure that this is not the way it should start. I was about to check the list, as little Agnes ran towards me. "You came!" she screamed in joy.

"Yeah I am here...yay!"

Margo and Edith came down shortly after. We all greeted each other before Margo announced for us to get going.

"Going? Going where?"

Edith sighted, "To the place, where heaven and hell collide to become the apocalypse of all children."

"English please"

Margo went passed me, "It means school N/A."

Did Lucy mention school? I can't remember. As Edith asked if she could get into the car, I looked at her puzzled. I have no car. Agnes smiled wide, giving me a pair of car keys, "You can take Lucy's car!"

"I have no license" I admitted.

Edith didn't seem to mind it, "Can you drive?"

"Yes?"

"So what are we waiting for?!"

I can't believe that three kids are encouraging me to do something illegal. Well....my previous job wasn't exactly legal either. It got worse as they got me to drive faster. At this rate I managed to get them to school on time. Edith was amazed, "Wow, that was so cool!" referring to my driving skills. Agnes reminded the trip of a rollercoaster. Margo was the only one that didn't comment it. She was just glad that she was in school on time, "Make sure you pick us up at 3pm."

They waved at me, before disappearing behind the doors.

I finally had time to check the list from Lucy...only to be disappointed.

"Why the hell is this paper blank!!!!!"