RWBY's Monstrous Education

Xeno'Jiiva/Safi'Jiiva

A/N: Thanks as always to my friend qazse with help for reactions and Sai for the script and the actual video. Check out the video if you haven't already and help him out with subscribes and comments and stuff.

Sai was seen approaching the Commander. "Ah, Sai. Good to see you up and about again. So, I take it this means you're feeling better." The man in charge asked as the view then focused on him.

The view then shifted to Sai. "Thank you, Commander. It looks like you've recovered quite well from your... Talk with my nurse." The Sapphire Star praised, before turning around and chuckling a bit.

The Commander shuddered uncomfortably as he remembered the ordeal the nurse put him through. "Yes, well, anyway... I take it this means you're cleared to return to hunting again?" The head honcho asked, sounding JUST A BIT too hopeful.

Yang couldn't help but chuckle at the Commander shuddering upon the mention of Sai's nurse. "I'm kind of surprised he survived the nurse's 'special care'." She said with a smirk, getting a few laughs at the Commander's expense.

"There was definitely some fear in that voice. The guy probably has PTSD." Coco agreed, earning a few more laughs.

"Ordinarily, I would say that subject is nothing to be joked about, but honestly? He deserves it." Winter admitted.

But Sai didn't seem to pick up on this. "Eh, sort of. I AM cleared to go on hunts again, but I've been advised to only take on easy hunts, maybe whatever low ranking monsters we have to deal with and the absolute MOST I should take on would be the lowest difficulty high ranking monsters. Certainly nothing that could threaten the world as we know it." The host elaborated on his situation VERY carefully so the Commander would get the hint.

But, unfortunately, it was the Commander he was talking to. "Oh, good! So, you wouldn't mind going after a certain Bio-Energy Elder Dragon, would you?" The Commander asked, although it didn't sound like he was giving Sai the option to refuse.

The sound of glass shattering could be heard as the crew was going through several levels of disbelief at the Commander's obliviousness. "Poor Sai..." Velvet said sympathetically as she, along with several others (Blake, Summer, Penny, Jaune and Pyrrha) all felt sadness and concern for the hunter, having only JUST recovered, only to be sent after something he's still in NO condition to handle.

"You have GOT to be kidding me right now." Cinder groaned as she and those with similar thoughts to her (Yang, Adam, Hazel, Glynda and Ren) all held their heads to try and stave off the headache they felt from the Commander's obliviousness.

"He couldn't have made it more obvious if he spelt it out for him." Ren sighed.

"HOW did he not get what Sai was telling him!?" Neo questioned as she and a few others (Ruby, Ilia, Emerald, Roman and Ozpin) were trying- and failing- to comprehend how the Commander thought it would be okay to send Sai after an Elder Dragon when he JUST told him he should only be going after medium-difficulty monster AT MOST.

And then there were Coco and the Atlesians, who were just done with the Commander's crap [1]. "He was JUST told Sai wasn't cleared to hunt anything near Elder Dragon level! How was he EVER given a position of power if he has THIS poor listening and/or communication skills AND is willing to deploy troops who are in no shape for battle?!" Ironwood demanded incredulously.

However, in spite of these mixed reactions, Qrow couldn't help but chuckle. "He had ALL of the hints. Man, even Ruby is better at reading people than him." The older scythe-wielder laughed.