RWBY's Monstrous Education

Eruzerion

A/N: Thanks as always to qazse for help with reactions! Also, since FF's alert system hasn't been working right for quite a while, I can't seem to get in touch with my good friend Treppahcs and Appolyon. So, Trepp, App, if you're both still around and okay, be sure to let me know in a review. Or just check your PM's. Okay, guys? Great!

Epic music began to play as a creature with the frame of a Fanged Wyvern unleashed massive amounts of fire and ice. "Do YOU wanna see something cool?!" The creature demanded with a close-up on its face, before unleashing EVEN MORE fire that swirled around the creature.

Everything then went black as Rage spoke. "Okay, look. That's just pure badass, isn't it?" The host asked with his usual echo that accompanies the dark void.

The teens were amazed at seeing both fire and ice used at the same time, so the answer to if they wanted to see something cool was obvious. "YES!" Yang, Nora, Jaune, Coco, Neo and of course, Ruby, all answered eagerly.

"I just wish he'd stop cutting off the intros like that. I wanted to see the full thing." Ruby pouted.

"Right?! Fire and ice are so cool together! It's like if Yang and Weiss did the Combine Dance!" Jaune said in awe.

"That would be pretty cool. And it might actually make Weiss fun for a bit!" Yang laughed, ignoring Weiss' indignant "Hey!".

But then their jaws dropped as the hunter was encased in ice. "Did... Did it just freeze that guy solid?! That's so epic!" Nora exclaimed.

"And then a fireball right after! Talk about a sitting duck!" Coco said, deeply impressed.

"What is wrong with all of you!? That's HORRIFYING!" Weiss cried out.

"I'd have to agree with Miss Schnee on this. To be frozen and left helpless in front of such a menacing monster is terrifying, especially if it plans to blast you with a fireball right after while you are immobile and cannot save yourself. I cannot think of a more hopeless and horrifying situation." Glynda said.

"That just makes it more badass like Rage said! So merciless! So brutal! So badass!" Neo declared, letting another one of her psychotic grins slip.

The arena was then completely frozen over as the creature stood at the far end. "Hello, my fellow hunters and welcome today as we delve deep into all that is the Burning Zero Dragon. An unparalleled master of two elements and one mighty foe. This is Eruzerion." Rage declared as the creature unleashed a wave of heat that obliterated the ice as a group of hunters engaged it in battle.

"Burning Zero Dragon. Okay, not gonna lie, that is DEFINITELY badass. I can vibe with that." Qrow said.

"It looks way too much like a dog for me." Blake declared with disdain, resulting in facepalms from her teammates and girlfriends.

"Blake, I'm SERIOUSLY starting to worry your fear of dogs is debilitating at this point." Velvet told her in concern.

"We're locking her in a room full of dogs when we get back." Ilia told Emerald, who nodded.

The creature then unleashed a powerful roar as it stood on the edge of a cliff. "Who also has a FANTASTIC singing voice!" He added jokingly with an echo as everything briefly went black, before the hunters faced it again.

"I believe that was a roar of territorial aggression, not singing." Penny pointed out.

"It was a joke, penny. A very stupid joke." Winter sighed.

"Oh, come on. I thought it was funny." Yang said.

"Which is proof it's a bad joke." Weiss countered.

The hunters all rushed the beast from different angles. "Anyway, then, this very mysterious, enigmatic Elder Dragon was discovered fairly late in the Frontier's history before its untimely end. And he is, well... unlike ANYTHING that has been discovered before or since. The idea of multi-elemental monsters is a fascinating one, realized fully in the form of Alatreon, of course, but on a smaller scale with different mixes, I feel like there is so much monsters could bring to the table here." Rage explained as the hunters attacked while avoiding the beasts on moves and both patches of ice and plumes of fire. "And yes, let's get this out of the way..." The host said as if waiting for someone to make an obvious joke, before showing Todoroki with Eruzerion's head superimposed over his own. "Good? We got that out or our systems? Fantastic! 'Cuz, I mean... It is kind of uncanny, isn't it?" Rage asked as the fight continued.