RWBY's Monstrous Education

Congalala

At the name of the monster, Weiss froze in horror as she remembered the name. "Congalala? As in that obese, revolting, farting monkey?" She asked in a disgusted tone.

"Yep." All three Ice Demons answered nonchalantly.

Weiss was silent at first, before inhaling deeply through her nose to calm herself, then finally speaking. "There's no way out of watching this... is there?" She asked in a defeated, dead tone.

"Great job Weiss! You're finally learning!" Katana praised the heiress in a mock cheerful tone, to which the more trollish members of the cast got a solid laugh.

"Oh, this is gonna be a great episode!" Yang whispered to Neo giddily.

"Because Weiss is gonna hate it?" Neo whispered in a giggle to her girlfriend, who nodded.

But Roman was close enough to hear this whispering. "Exactly. Any anguish and insanity the princess suffers is just as- if not more entertaining- than the videos themselves." The former crime boss agreed.

"I'm still waiting for the moment she goes full looney tune." Coco said.

"Or like that first crook in Huma Left: Pro Lawyer: impartiality for Everyone [1]. I've got a Fire Dust crystal and a bag of popcorn ready and waiting." Blake said.

"Sometimes I feel you people are my damnation for something I did in a previous lifetime..." Weiss grumbled, massaging her temples.

"Aww, we love you to, Ice Princess~" Ruby said in a mocking tone, though she did lean over and offer Weiss a genuine hug.

"I recognize my sister's been... unraveling... these past few videos, but in this case, I completely agree with her. I am dreading this and wondering what I did to deserve this." Winter sighed.

"Honestly, what could we learn from a flatulent, pink monkey?" Glynda asked in disgust.

"I can only pray they don't come to Remnant. Especially Atlas." Ironwood said.

Sai was seen in the Rotten Vale, talking to an as-of-yet unknown person. "So, that's the story. Two months now and it doesn't look like I'll be going home ANY time soon." The Sapphire Star informed whatever creature he was talking to.

That creature... turned out to be Vaal Hazak! "What made your chef think that a meal composed of cabbage, beans, cheese and onions was a good idea?" The Effluvial Elder Dragon questioned.

The group was a bit surprised at seeing the Corpse Coat Dragon. "Hey! Vaal Hazak!" Jaune exclaimed.

"Man, I swear, it feels like FOREVER ago since we saw him last." Qrow said.

"Yeah, you guys might need an update on him..." Katana said quietly to herself, texting the message to her brother.

The intellectuals couldn't help but cringe. "What the hell was that chef thinking?" Summer groaned.

"Wait, I don't get it. Why is that bad?" Ruby asked, confused along with the other less studious audience.

Those in the know hesitated on whether or not to explain it, but Penny had no such hesitations. "All of the foods listed cause a large build-up of gastrointestinal activity, causing a significant increase in flatulation." The gynoid explained.

"Uh... what?" Ruby asked again in confusion.

Cinder sighed at this. "It makes you fart a lot, Ruby." She told her girlfriend.

"Oh. Eww!" Ruby exclaimed in disgust along with those that had just caught on.

The host sighed at this. "I have NO idea. Regardless, that's the situation: thanks to the Fiver Bro, no one can tolerate the smell in Astera, even after all this time. Completely uninhabitable. So, everyone moved to Seliana, but that place doesn't have the resources for everyone. Some hunters and their handlers have even risked roughing it in the base camps in different locales." The Dual Blades-User further explained the situation.