RWBY's Monstrous Education

Qurupeco

A/N: Thanks as always to my buddy qazse for help with reactions and to my brother Sai for giving me the script and making the video in the first place. The video in question is "The Birdie Bard! Qurupeco Lore". Be sure to check it out before or as you read along with it and subscribe to Sai and all that good junk.

The fiver bro chuckled as he sat around the canteen as always. "So, you're telling me you can perfectly mimic ANYONE? Okay then, do an impression of Sora!" He challenged whoever the person was that made the proclamation.

As one might expect, Sai was revealed to be the one he was talking to. "Very well, then." The host accepted, clearing his throat as the image of a boy with spiky brown hair was seen, likely who he would be impersonating. "The darkness may destroy my body, but it can't touch my heart. My heart will stay with my friends. It'll never die!" He said in a voice much higher and younger-sounding that his own.

"Whoa. Not bad. Didn't think Sai could do a high-pitched voice like that." Yang admitted.

"Higher and younger, too. Raising your pitch is one thing, but actually sounding younger takes some skill." Qrow praised.

"You should know, because you can't do it!" Summer teased her old teammate.

"So, that must mean that this creature must be some kind of mimic." Ozpin realized.

The Fiver Bro was shocked an impressed at this. "Whoa! Not bad! Okay... what about Spawn?" He thought of a voice that might stump the Sapphire Star.

The host cleared his throat once again as the image of a black and white demon in a red cape was shown next. "Who made you God, little man? Not that gun, not that uniform, nothing! You wanna scare people? Fine. I need a scarecrow." Sai declared menacingly in a low, gruff voice.

"He's got deep voices down pat, too." Coco said.

"Y-yeah. A little TOO good. That was really scary." Velvet said, shivering a bit.

"Definitely one of the coldest lines I've ever heard." Adam agreed.

"And it does make you stop and think. When are you taking your authority too far?" Ironwood questioned, imagining either Sai or this Spawn demon saying such a sentence to him if he had continued down the path he led on the main timeline.

The Fiver Bro laughed at this. "Whoa, dude! That gave me chills! But okay, try a girl's voice. No way you can do that!" The glutton said confidently, certain that Sai wouldn't be able to do a feminine voice.

For the final time, the Sapphire Star cleared his throat. " For it is in passing that we achieve immortality. Through this, we become a paragon of virtue and glory to rise above all, infinite in distance and unbound by death. I release your soul, and by my shoulder protect thee." Sai recited, perfectly mimicking the voice of Pyrrha Nikos.

Everyone- especially the teens- were floored at Sai not only perfectly doing a feminine voice, but one they personally knew. "Whoa, Pyrrha! He sounded JUST like you!" Nora said in amazement.

"I know, right?! I could TOTALLY see you saying something like that, Pyrrha!" Ruby agreed, awestruck.

"She DID say that before. Those were her EXACT words when she unlocked my aura!" Jaune confirmed.