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GREAT.

Great.

Great.

What did I get myself into?

It feels like I just signed myself a contract with a devil in exchange for my life and signed my name with my own blood.

Oh wait, I think I just did.

Agreed to help stupid Sting for goodness 7 MONTHS, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

THAT long, i don't know if I can survive. Master Makarov, why the hell did you choose me for this program?
I mean I know I'm the safest one to choose.

If you choose Natsu, then I can imagine 6 towns or more destroyed in the morning and debts filling our guild workload.

If you choose Gray, who is also half safe option but half dangerous because Juvia always stalks him. If she knows that Gray's leaving, she'll cry and then we'll die drowning in her tears which we would like to avoid badly.

Erza?
She's polite, great, strong. AND DANGEROUS. It seems that some guilds are afraid of her since she defeated 100 monsters at GMT.

Wendy? Idiots! She's a child! Why would we risk her going for a mission that is more than a year?!

Charle isn't going to be happy with it, and if Charle leaving. Happy will be the one who is sad, going opposite of his name.

Great.

Well, because of the job. I always argue with childish Sting and Annoying Rogue. But there were times when I find things to be fun with them, like real fun that ends up getting houses burn in fire, throwing toilet papers at random houses, tells some kids that Santa Claus is fake and stuff.

Great right?

I mean, not only I can do fun things with them! I get to see their handsome, yes handsome faces and abs! Did I just say that?

Did I really just squealed and fangirled about someone?

I'm ruined for lif-

"LUCY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?"

I groaned.

"Sting, you're like in front of me. Inside my room, so stop yelling asking where I am." I said to him, filled with sarcasm. He just grinned, "You were spacing out, so I thought I yell."

He's weird.

"Uh yeah, Now. What are you doing in MY room?" I asked.

Why do people always has habits where they always end up in a place I'm staying?

I know they love me, but..

Urgh..

Crunch

"Rogue, Eat your cookie silently. And clean the crumbs." I reminded him, sternly. I don't like crumbs in my floor except when I'm the one who caused it.

Crunch.

He just shrugged, and didn't reply. Instead, he moved into a more comfortable position.

"Lucy, you have to do your work." Sting suddenly ordered.

I can see that he came here for work purpose, but I can also see that when he step into my room he forgot his purpose in an instant and went all lazy and comfortable in my bed.

Same goes for Rogue.

After I agreed to that stupid deal, I've been working non-stop because Sting's works is like a lot. That's not specific, enough. I mean, you know, when like, in school this teacher just went 'Do team work!' and then we're the one who always ends up doing it alone, and you can't tell them off because you want good grades?

Yes, that kind of feeling.

"I've been doing it for 5 days, Give me a break." I sighed."Where's Yukino and others, anyway?"

"Mission, Vacation, stuff." Rogue answered reading my books on my desk.
Crunch.

"It's boring, so we simply came to your room." Sting reasoned, opening my closet and cabinets which is full of my clothes and undergarments.

"Right." I rolled my eyes, "Bored, then you come to me. Work, you come to me."

"So, i was thinking.. should we destroy the one in the middle of the town or the one beside the town square?" Rogue asked, raising his eyebrows.

Letting his cookies fell on my floor, i glared at him but he didn't react.

Crunch

I was completely confused.

Destroy? which one?

" Anywhere." Sting replied, while he was replying he was admiring my undergarments, which I'm mad for. So I went to him, smacked his head for good and went for headlock. success, i can see that he's searching for air.

While I was doing this, killing Sting. I asked, "What are you guys talking about?"

"Mmmfa...mmgghh!!" Sting tried to talk, but I didn't let him because I was literally choking his neck from behind.

"We're thinking of destroying Some malls." Rogue answered casually, raising a board with '10' on it. He also gave me a thumbs up.

At least I got 10 for headlocking Sting.

I fakegasped, because I was busy killing Sting. "Why would you guys destroy some Malls? The council will get so mad at this and the workload will increase!!!!" I argued, Sting also argued. For air that is.

"We're bored."

I rolled my eyes, i seem to be doing that so often these days. Mostly because of these idiots. "Guys, you guys like have a Damn pool and large training area. Why they hell would you not use it for times like this?"

I released Sting for a bit, letting him catch a breath.

"..ah..ugh..I forgot about the pool!"Sting said tiringly.

"Do you guys have like, water balloons or water guns?"

And yes, I see them smirking.

Crunch.

"Damn it, Rogue! stop eating the cookies!"

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