Funny

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I flipped some pages on the magazine I'm holding and laughed maniacally.

What? I can't help it!

I mean, look at this! Sting and Rogue shirtless standing beside each other trying to pose, well I get Sting but Rogue?!

He seriously accepted this?

"What are you giggling at?" Sting bend over to me right to look at the page, "Oh, I remember that."

" How does it feel to be one of the Top Magnolia hottest guy and boyfriend?" I smirked trying to hold my blush because his cheek is too close, he grinned at me,

"Great."

Then I felt Rogue's breath tickling me left cheek, Damn can these guys get any closer?

I can feel my face red as tomato and warm.

"I can't believe you're posing in these." I told Rogue, not hiding the smile I'm wearing.

He shrugged, "Good pay, just open your shirt and look a little bit to the left, flash and I have my money."

Right, of course.

"Hey, Blondie. You sure sitting here? C'mon, let's do another round!" Sting offered, giving me a red water gun.

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45 minutes ago.

"Whoa guys, That's a lot." I commented, seeing these guys shirtless and grinning with pile of water guns behind them.

"We've been hiding them for some occasion." Rogue said, picking up two small guns to hang to his belt or pants, "Can't hurt to use it now."

I know I'm the one who suggested this idea but Damn, I'll never regret this.

Not to mention, today is a hot day and a perfect day for beach or pool. I'm so glad this guild has a pool, unlike Quatro puppies. And for bonus, i get to see them shirtless, not a bad thing, right?

..

N-no, I'm not drooling!

Nosebleed..? Aw..no!

"Aww, Is Lucy getting embarrased now?" Sting teased making my face blush even more, i gritted my teeth.

"From this?" Rogue asked, he seems surprised at my attidute.

"S-shut Up! It's not like it's the first time I see someone half-naked!" I exclaimed, crossing my arms near my chest and stucking out my tongue at the same time.

"Oh, Now she's a Tsundere." Sting muttered.

"Hey, if I take my pants off will you get any more redder than this?" Rogue asked teasingly, pointing to my red face.

"W-what?!"

" Ah, so it can get more redder."

"Choose yours, Blondie." Sting smiled pointing to their water guns proudly.

I walked to them, choosing the pale blue one, not too big and not too small. Good enough for me.

"May I remind you, you're also blonde." I snorted, ruffling his hair.

What? It's not like I'm trying to find a chance to touch his soft blonde hair!!

Am I?

..

"You're much more blonde." he replied.

"Can't you just call my name?"

"Blondie?"

I rolled my eyes, he just smiled stupidly and then by surprise I was hit by water. Seems like Sting was the same.

I coughed and wiped the water from my face and glared at the culprit.

"You're both blonde and dumb, How can you ignore me like this?" Rogue scoffed, showing off his big gun.

Sting, childishly fought back with water which Rogue also replied by giving him a water shot at the face.

I smiled, "Aww... Little Ro is lonely? Let Lulu solve this."

He blinked at me, Sting also.

"Lulu?"

"What? It was a joke."

It's not like I talk as third-person like Juvia and call myself with nicknames Dan gave me.

Just sometimes.

...

"GEEZ, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!" I yelled at them and shot them with my own gun, i feel my cheeks reddened for no reason.

No reason.

For twenty minutes we went on with this war, including me trying to drown Sting but we ended up both drowning and me trying to attack Rogue from behind which ended up both of us falling resulting Rogue has to save me from falling.

And eventually, i couldn't keep up with their stamina and went for a rest. Found some magazines and

NOW.

"I wanna read some more." I replied in a monotone voice.

"I dont know Lucy, A waste for your suit." Sting said, I looked down at me swimwear and blushed. I threw the magazine at him.

"Should we swim?" Rogue offered.

"AND GET WET!" Sting yelled from a distance, but I still threw the chair at him.

"Did he really said that?" I asked to Rogue, showing him a disbelief tone in my voice.

"He just did."

"Lucy, You can't waste time here. You have to enjoy ou-"

"Sting, Shut up."

"It feels like you're trying to advertise your own pool."

"I am, I'm trying to get you guys insterested."

"You fail." I told him bluntly.

"Badly." Rogue added.

Sting sighed, "Fine, we're Done with this pool."

He grabbed my towel, And wrapped his head with the towel he stole from me.

"That's my towel." I said, staring at Sting. He stared back at me.

"No wonder it smells like you, You always smell nice." He replied, smiling and left to The changing room.

Doki

I covered my blushing face with the magazine.

Why did he say that!

I noticed My strawberry milkshake-Yes I bought it from the cafe near the guild- is currently being sipped by the shadow dragon slayer.

I raised my eyebrows, "Ro, That's mine."

He can't say stuff like, oh, i didn't notice. I mean, this wonderful strawberry milkshake just smells like you so I unconsciously drank it and by the way, it taste sweet.

Right?

This is Rogue we're talking about.

Rogue stared at me.

"Yeah, That's why i took it." He told me, i blinked. Confused. He let go of my straw and put it on my mouth, "Well, it's your again now."

Doki

I blushed and took a sip.

These idiots.

You can't just tell a girl that she smells nice and have an indirect kiss with her!

Look at what have you done to me! Now I can't control both of my red face and heart.

Funny.

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