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"I can't accept this!"
"You just said something the title just-" I stopped mid-sentence, "Nevermind, What are you saying?"
"I can't accept you!" Natsu pointed to me, "And You, You!" pointing to Sting and Rogue, "Going out together!"
"Why not?" Sting sneered.
"What makes you think we need your acceptance?" Rogue added, snorting.
"Oh You do." Gray walked over with a mocking tone, shoving a thick files to Rogue's chest harshly.
Rogue glared at him, "What's this?"
Gray leaned over, trying to intimidate Rogue, "Read. It."
Rogue shoved Gray off to read the files, Sting leaned over to read it also.
"That is the things you need to do to get our acceptance for getting near Lucy, greeting her, touching her and other physical stuff. However if we find you staring at her," Erza made a death glare, "That will be your last view."
Oh my Mavis! They even made a contract for someone to even talk to me or stare at me. Not only that, it's more than just a contract, it's like a university-book thickness. Filled with words that I don't even know,
i don't even know that they made this!
Whoa, Even Rogue doesn't seem to be amused with this. Like he already knew such contract exist because if it wasn't then it'll be a disappointment for him.
Rogue cleared his throat, "I'll skip to the list of things we have to do. Go first." He elbowed Sting,
Sting groaned about going first but gave up either way, "One, From Erza. Buy Two hundred Cake- This is what she want! Nothing about this is involved with Lucy!"
"Continue." Erza ordered.
Sting gulped down, "Destroy Etherio- What the hell is up with these unbelievable orders?! We have to get the magic council authority for Etherion!"
"Exactly, You're one of the guild master. So you should've been able to get in for the recovery magic council, go in, sneak in, mess up with the mechanicals shit. Boom, go destroy Etherion. With your strength you should be able to do it." Erza nodded off, proud of her own mind. It's cute how she thinks and proud of it. But it's uncute with what is she thinking about inside her brain.
"I'm not invited, remember?" Sting yelled, "And I'll go to jail for doing that!"
"I won't mind." Rogue shrugged.
Sting ignored him and continued reading, "Visit all the former magic council's members grave-seriously, their home address took years to find out and you expect me to find it when their own family members doesn't even know where it is?!"
"Damn." That was a compliment from me for Erza's mind.
"Break Five Of Erza's armors, anything works, and every armors works. Like usual, that's impossible," I started singing the song, "Trying to make you move from a single spot is pratically hard, " Natsu coughed. "Or even trying to get at you when you are sleeping is also something I can't do." Gray awkwardly whistled for the last one.
Get the reference from the past episodes of Fairy Tail? No?
Okay.
"You know what?!" Sting screamed out of frustration, "Skip Titania's orders! I'll go with Ice-San!"
"Ice-san?" Gray awkwardly asked.
"One, Try to make Juvia stop bothering Gray. Forever. Ever ever ever. And everly-impossible I might add because that stalker loves you way over too much! How can I freaking make her stop? When in death, i bet she would still stalk you to next world or even your reincarnation!"
"True that." I nodded.
Gray shrugged, "Seriously, Anyone would do. Someone, just someone please stop her."
I hear a sniffing sound, Oh, Juvia's here.
"Beat Ur. Who?"
"My Teacher." Gray replied.
"Okay. Uh, try to make Gray wear clothes for a day. He can't even stay still wearing a shirt for a minute, like, where is your clothes right now?!"
"Ho-"
"This is all nearly something that even Zeref can't do, i bet Natsu-san orders would be much worse."
Actually, it's unusual for Natsu to be this Less-noisy. Can you believe that?
So let's see him.
"One, Nah, I'm not giving you orders. You can never Touch Luce." Sting stared weirdly at the paper. "That's it, DAFUQ?"
He shrugged, "You think I would actually gave you a single chance of touching Luce?"
"Well, That contract is just an intimidation. Even if you did complete it, which is impossible. You still won't be able to get close to Lucy." Erza said bluntly, straightforward as she is Rogue and Sting gulped and paled.
"However, contract or no contract. There's a toll you'll have to pay for touching our dearest nakama." Gray said, Cracking his knuckles for the code.
"So basically.." Rogue muttered down.
"You're dead." The three of them said in unison with a kind smile.
I've realized that I have only written humor for this book, or it'll be more accurate to say there's not much Doki-Doki moments.
So I want you guys to tell me,
What you guys want in this book, some scenes or whatever.
Yes, i need ideas.
Thanks
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