Girls

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I wanted Lucy to have meet the girls since she's been working hard for the program, and of course, it's a girl's talk. Only girls, no boys.

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"So Lucy.. got any fateful encounter lately?" Cana slurred as she hugged her barrel protectively.

I sighed as i leaned in, "I don't have any time for that!"

"Well that's a sad life."

I huffed. Levi laughed nervously, "Well maybe some of them did catch your eyes or left an impression?"

The other's leaned in, showing their curiosity as their ears perked up. It's nice getting a day off from Saber to hang out with these girls.

"Quatro Puppies.. You know.."

"Losers?" Cana finished my sentence, she smirked at her own words.

The girls acted as if they expected this already.

"It's Quatro puppies! What do you expect?" Lisanna stated desperately. "The only good thing they have is Bacchus, and the worst thing they have is Bacchus."

"He's a good fighter." Erza nodded.

"How about the other Guild?" Juvia asked ignoring Lisanna cries.

I sighed at her question, "Mermaid Heel, It's an all-girls guild! How can I find someone there who has something down in their lower zone?!" I raised my hands dramatically, I just had to said that. But at least I did it cautiously.

"Lower Zone?" Wendy asked innocently.

See? I didn't corrupt her mind!

..

Yet.

"How about Sabertooth?" Mirajane asked as she handed down drinks to all of us, "You're doing them right now, Right?"

"You're doing them?!" Cana asked in disbelief, she choked on her own beer and I had to wipe my face because some of her spit got into my face.

Ew, Cana.

"Not in that kind of way! Hey, Don't smile like that!" I defended myself.

"Argh! Why did you accept their job?! You do know they are our rivals!" Lisanna groaned.

"They're also the one who looked down on us." Levy agreed, nodding her head off.

"At least they aren't now." Erza stated.

"I think no one would not get scared by you, Erza." I murmured silently. Those who heard me, silently nodded.

"They're Jerks!" Lisanna said again, Geez what do she have against them?

I'm the one who got tortured, okay?

"But They do have hotties.." Cana grinned, resting her head on her barrel.

"Cana!" Lisanna elbowed her.

"What?" Cana jerked back.

"They're also on the 'Boyfriend' list." Juvia said, " And Gray-Sama is on them!"

I ignored her squealing.

Well, i also did read some stuff on that magazine.

What? What did you say?

Pffttt, Of course I didn't get nosebleed just because I was staring at the page when they were shirtless and all.

Aw, Shit.

Nosebleed!

Okay, Shut up. I totally did not think about them.

"How come you did not get laid?!" Cana asked, her face is basically showing a dissapointment at me.

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