Mr. Mayhem and the Prolific Dreamers

A Chris Brown Love Poem

Yo

I don't know your name but excuse me miss?

Can I holla at you?

My name is Pyro

And hopefully I didn't intrude

I wrote this poem

And I was wondering if I could run it by you?

I'm not under the influence

There was nothing in this liquor I consumed

I just spotted you from a distance

And I wanted to be next to you

May I say you're truly beautiful?

You got me saying yeah 3x

You're just like fine China

If you were mine

I'd be loyal

And have our love hung up like a Mona Lisa

I'd let you graffiti my heart with your smiles

I'll be your biggest fan

Wait, those were some corny epithets

Let me stop playing games

I don't want you assuming I had no guidance growing up

Let's have a heart to heart

I'm a changed man

I was wrong for chucking up the deuces

Not realizing that you wanted us to be exclusive

You wanted something real

Please don't judge me

This is how I feel

I understand that the grass ain't greener on the other side

And when I had the chance

I should've kissed you

But I was stuck on pills and automobiles

ShitI sound so crazy

Here I am looking undecided

So cold

Fitting the stereotype of wanting to take you down

That I missed out on a warm embrace

Now I realized why you had to say goodbye

Why you didn't want forever with me

Why you had all these questions

Maybe I held us back from sparking a new flame

And that's why the autumn leaves are falling

But I'm different now

When it comes to your dreams

Add me in

I won't go back to sleep

Until you call me every day

This love won't be counterfeit

I'd trade our past relationship

Just so that I can be in your life

Whether I'll be your bae

Or as a friend

I will do better

If I don't have you

I'll go crazy

I'll go completely insane