Ro's Journal

Your fav bodyguard's BEST moments

What's up Battle Journal!

So I've officially been in elf world for a while. Got shot by an evil elf lady with soporidine. Helped save Atlantis from being completely drowned (although technically that was Linh, Sophie, and Keefe). Babysat Keefe for a week. I've done some stuff. 

So I think it's time for a recap. Just so I don't forget for future purposes. And I know I'm awesome, so specifically this is a recap of SOKEEFE. just for funsies. 

if I was actually going to write down all of my best moments outside of Sokeefe, I'd be here all day. You don't get to be the ogre princess unless you do a LOT of stuff. 

But anyways, where should I start? 

OOOH I remember when I first met Sophie and Keefe, I called their little fight a lover's quarrel. How right I am. That probably helped cement me as Team Foster-Keefe's biggest supporter. 

The amount of Sokeefe moments I've witnessed could really fill a book. A big one was when Keefe figured out how to sync his emotions with Sophie's to calm her down when she feels all out of control. Isn't that just adorable? I think it really proves that Sophie and Keefe complement each other the best. 

Oh, did you know that was supposed to be a secret? LOL. Elves are just so bad at hiding stuff. Or maybe that's just teenagers. 

Another Sokeefe moment that I am definitely responsible for is the whole zombie Sophie in the library moment. If it hadn't been for ME telling Keefe to go cheer Sophie up when she was in her zombie era worrying about her human parents, Sophie may have been lost to zombie-dom forever. Keefe was skeptical about how effective he'd be to get Sophie out of her walking death, but I convinced him. And in the end, it totally worked. Even better than I thought it would. Keefe went up to Sophie when she was crying and comforted her and it was absolutely adorable. Then, he managed to actually make her feel better by joking around with her and he helped carry her books. It was literally the sweetest. And all my idea, even though he did do it better than I had originally planned. 

Another top moment: me chanting "KISS KISS KISS" when Keefe said that he needed his Foster back. *melts* It was enough to make an ogre cry. I think his exact words were "I need my Foster back- the real one, who bosses me around and is way too much fun to tease." Like, come on. The absolute FEELS. If Sophie wasn't an absolute oblivious mess she would've kissed him right then and there. 

THE PAINTINGSSSS how could I forget? Everyone knows Keefe is an amazing artist, but he honestly doesn't give himself enough credit. He was fussing over what to give Sophie for a finals present and I had an amazing idea (not to brag or anything). I mentioned to Keefe that Sophie was always telling him to paint something, and he took the hint. He even painted himself next to Sophie in the group painting. Hehe. That's the type of thinking I like to see. 

And thanks to the paintings, Keefe got an absolutely adorable strangle-hug. The boy was in heaven, let me tell you. Ahhh young love.

THE NEXT SOKEEFE MOMENT IS A BIG ONE LET ME TELL YOU. Keefe always forgets that I'm always watching him. Even when he can't see me. Trust me, I see and hear everything. 

So after they planned the whole Wylie as bait Nightfall idea, Keefe went over to Sophie's house the next morning. They were adorable together as usual BUT Keefe actually managed to do a little more obvious flirting this time. He traced Sophie's little forehead wrinkle that she gets whenever she's worried and SHE WENT SPEECHLESS. Keefe was giddy about it for days. 

But like, what kind of friends just caress your face? Come on, Sophie. He's making this painfully obvious and you're still like OOH I GET BUTTERFLIES FROM MY FRIENDS THAT'S TOTALLY PLATONIC. 

But anyways this Sokeefe moment is not yet done. I told you this was a good one. So while Keefe was at Sophie's house they decided to call Lady Evilpants who was spectacularly unhelpful. 

And then Keefe explained how Vespera might've gone numb and that's why she was able to do such horrible experiments and write about them like it was no big deal. This led to Sophie asking Keefe if it was harder to be around her since her emotions are super strong. And then Keefe said that Sophie was worth it. Awwww. It was really cute. 

AND IT DIDN'T EVEN STOP THERE. Sophie kinda freaked out and tried to move away from Keefe and he went after her and she bumped into the wall and he went really close to her against the wall and leaned in to whisper to her and asoidjiehworij holy sparkles it was so cute and Sophie went speechless again. 

If the world was fair, Keefe would've been able to do his whole love confession right then and there like he was planning to and Sokeefe would've prevailed and everything would've been great. But no, Forkle had to interrupt. I was so close to stabbing him *sigh*

I think a lot of my best moments were annoying Lord Cassius. Which I did try to do a lot. But hey, he definitely deserved it, let's be fair. 

Whenever Lord Cassius tried to be all pretentious and call his beach house the Shores of Solace, I'd just turn around and call it the "Waves of Wimpiness" right back at him. 

Not to mention, a LOT of my favorite amoebas have helped whenever Lord Cactus is being more prickly than usual. Nothing like a little diarrhea to help someone's stuck-up attitude, right? 

You know, if Sokeefe does ever get over their little Fitz block and Sophie's horrible obliviousness, I will need a present. Or two. For dealing with all of this for all this time. And for all of my great plans that have helped create so many Sokeefe memories *sniff* 

Anyways, that'll have to do, for now, Battle Journal. I will be back with updates!!