Nobody, absolutely nobody:
Me: *Randomly throttling my brother in the kitchen* (We do this a lot. Don't worry, he's fine with it!) 👍
Brother: *Frantic gurgling*
Mom: *Walks in* WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT TO HIM AGAIN?!! LET HIM GO!!!
Me: *Breezily* Oh, don't worry about it, mom. He likes this.
Brother: *Solemnly looks up at her, quite calm* I actually do.
Mom: *S H O O K E T H*
Me: ..Besides, he deserves this.
Brother: *Nod-nod* I really do.
Mom: KAT!!!
Me: *Scoffs* I'm hardly using my full power, mother dear.
Brother: *Cheerfully grinning* Yep! She would absolutely pop my head off with even half of her power. 😁
Me: Indeed.
Mother: *Horrified* CHILDREN!!!
Me: Don't worry, mom. I would never do that!
Mom: *Relieved sigh* Well, that's good, I suppose-
Me: -Because do you know how hard it is to clean bl**d and g*ts off of my clothes?!! IT'S NOT WORTH THE BOTHER, PEOPLE!!! IT TAKES TOO LONG!!! IT'S A WASTE OF MY ALREADY SEVERELY-LIMITED TIME!!! PLUS, MY RECORD'S CLEAN, AND I'M NOT PLANNING ON EVER GOING TO PRISON BECAUSE OF AN IDIOT LIKE MY BROTHER!!!
Bro: *Nod-nod*
Mom: *S L O W L Y back out again and pretends she hasn't seen anything*
Bro and I: *High-fives*
Me: *Looks at brother*
Him: *Looks at me*
Him: ..Now do it again!
Me: *Sighs and body slams him into the wall*
Him: *Jarred* OW!
Also him: ..But YAY!!!
Me: *Sidelong glance* ..You need some serious professional help.
Him: *Giggles* I know!
Me all year long: *Is generally pretty quiet, doesn't talk much or ever show extreme excitement, like a human deadpan* (Granted, since I escaped the evil confines of school, I've gradually started expressing emotions again after several years, but yk what I mean.)
Me when a new season of Ninjago has just dropped: AHAHAHAHA!!! SQUEEEEEEE!!! *Giddy bouncing* YESYESYEEEEESSSSS!!! *Happy rabbit-style thumping, because I don't know what else to do in my excitement* WOOHOOOOOO!!! *Happy dancing* IT'S FINALLY HEEEEERE!!! *Goes quiet for a while, interspersed every so often by random 'eeps!', 'squeaks!' and 'mips!' *Runs around the house, shrieking* *Bouncebouncebounce* ALRIGHT!!!
..So I was basically doing all that when the first half of Ninjago: Dragons Rising Season 2 was released, and my brother barely glances at me and says: A new season of Ninjago just got released, huh?
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Ginger's Not-just-a-Ninjago-quotebook
Random*Casually switches to this quotebook, because the previous one gave my brother too much attention* Oh, yes. I am very cruel. :P A book in which anything can happen, so be prepared for mayhem in these (albeit virtual) pages. There'll be a L...
