*Talking in the car*
Dad: That was sor-
Dad: Sar-
Dad: Sarc-
Dad: DAMMIT! SARCOTIC!!!
Bro and I: *Look at each other* Should you tell him, or should I..?
Dad: HAHAA!!! YES!!! SARCOTIC!!! I FINALLY SAID IT RIGHT!!!
Bro and I: ..................
Dad: *Practically yelling* SARCOTIC!!!!!!
Bro and I: ..Nah, let's just let him have his moment today.
Mom: I'll just go refill my water before we leave.
Me: Don't forget to refill your water, mom.
Mom: I think I can remember to do a two-second task, dear.
Mom: *Goes to the kitchen*
Mom: *Comes back to the front door, minus SOMETHING*
Me: WATER bottle, maybe?
Mom: 0-O
Mom: 😩 I forgot...
Bro: *Angry for some stupid reason, again*
Bro: *Quietly muttering* The turkeys were there...
Dad: *Calling me over* Hey! Second-In-Command!!! Since mom's not home:
Dad: What would look better for our walkway? Should we angle the stones, or do a ninety-degree angle to the first set?
Me: *Looks at it* Ninety-degree, since the rest is already all at perfect right angles. Changing the in the middle of the yard won't look right at all-
Mom: *Comes home*
Dad: Oh, DeAr! *Asks her the same thing*
Mom: Right angles, otherwise it wouldn't look right.
Me: *Crossing my arms in the background* Ye. 😎
Mom: *To dad* Is Kat a good helper?
Dad: Oh yeah, she's great!
Dad: She complains way less than Mat, too...
Me: *Thumbs up*
Mat: (My bro) SOLGJWEKTYOWH
Bro: Are you sure that you can lift that? It's, like, 30 kilograaa-
Me: *Glaring at him and lifting it*
Me: Come ON, let's GO already!!! Dad's waiting!
Dad: *Chuckling as we come around the corner* You're just showing off now, aren't you?
Me: Yep!
Dad: *To brother* You're super-lazy. You know that, right?
Bro: *Glaring at him*
Bro: I guess.
Me: ..But we work surprisingly well together.
Bro: Yeah!
Me: I do all the work, and he takes credit for it.
Bro: Ye-!
Bro: *Walks away* SCREW YOU, LLOYD!!!
Me: He'll be back. He fears my wrath.
Dad: I know.
Me: Let's give him five minutes, shall we?
Dad: Sounds about right.
Bro: *Is back five minutes later*
Us: *High-five*
Bro: I just need to go lay my pipe.
Bro: *Confused* What the heck did I just say?
Bro: ..And why?
Me: That sounded kind of naughty.
*Sweeping up the walkway*
Dad: *Turns his back*
Us kids: HUZZAH!!! *Sword fight with the brooms*
Dad: *Turns back around*
Us kids: La-dee-dah. *Casually sweeping again*
They released a few of these videos yesterday, (I could nearly publish this then, too) and I have the sneaking suspicion that they may just have a couple of crossovers with their other shows, both past and present. 🤞
..Or at least merge the Realms, IG. But that's too predictable. :P
Weird but perhaps kind of wonderful?
LlOyD gEtS oN wItH hIs LiFe?
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Nope. I don't think that the writers would go for that, BuT yOu NeVeR kNoW!
Kai: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Lloyd: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Kai: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Zane: Actually I did the math, Lloyd would have $225, not $0.15.
Lloyd: Fam I'm right here....
Jay: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Kai: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Jay: Sorry I only have a dollar
Kai: :(
Zane: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Lloyd would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Jay: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Zane: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Cole: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Zane: Apply juice to what
Nya: Directly to the forehead
Lloyd: Great chat everyone
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Ginger's Not-just-a-Ninjago-quotebook
Diversos*Casually switches to this quotebook, because the previous one gave my brother too much attention* Oh, yes. I am very cruel. :P A book in which anything can happen, so be prepared for mayhem in these (albeit virtual) pages. There'll be a L...
