I'm just trying to get back in the groove of publishing on here, don't mind me. *Le kitten cough*
MY LUNGS!!!
Nobody:
Me, revenge-screaming this song parody on the spot at my bro:
(Here's the music. 👆)
🎶BRING ON THE COVID!!!
Serves you right for being on your laptop alone!
WAY-OH!
One by one we've been infected!
WHOA-OH!
I warned you earlier that you'd..
Reg-ret it!
WHOA-OH-OH-OH!🎶
*Strums air guitar*
Bro: .......................
Bro: IT WAS YOU-?!! *Breaks off with a cough*
Me: *Cackles and runs away*
I've also half wrote out a parody of My Favorite Things, but Ninjago themed.
I want to publish that soon, as well, but CoViD got in the way of my plans.
Hard to be creative when you're all: UHNNN. ACK. REHEHE! *Commences random coughing fit*
...............................
Someone send help.
Honestly, I haven't even been able to properly sing since Covid. WHERE ARE MY TONES, MY PITCHES?!!
I'LL TELL YOU WHERE. GONE!!!
I CAN'T EVEN DO MOST OF MY RANDOM ANIMAL SOUNDS!!! SINCE WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN UNABLE TO, LIKE, DO A KITTEN MEWL ON COMMAND OR WHATEVER?!! 😱
IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M STRANGLING A HYENA WITH SOME TWINE OR SOMETHING, I SWEAR TO THE FSM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MESS WITH THE WILDLIFE LIKE THIS?!! 😭😭😭
..But at least I'm just starting to be able to smell and taste again, so there's that, IG.
Yaaay.
Me: *Is warm*
Me: I's a hooman purr-nace.
Watching a bit of TV yesterday with my fam was like:
Mother: *Pulls out a quilt from the side of the couch*
Bro: *Looks at it*
Bro: *DaShEs upstairs* WAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
Bro: *Runs back down with his jungle cat quilt and snuggles up*
Bro: Okay.
Mother: *Tries to start the show*
Me: *Looks at dad* WAAAIIIIT!!!
Me: *Runs upstairs and fetches one from my parent's room and bundles dad up in it*
Me: Okay.
Me: *Pulls another one out from my workstation behind my seat*
Fam: *All look at each other*
All: *Laughing*
Mother and I: *Surveying our domain with pride* 😎
The boys: It'S a CaRpEt Of CoLoRs!
Us ladies: *Le GASP!* THEY'RE NOT CARPETS!!! HOW COULD YOU COMMIT SUCH SACRILEDGE?!!
The boys: Wait-
Us: SUCH VULGAR PROFANITY WILL NOT GO UNNOTICED!!!
The boys: *S l o w l y sink down and try not to be noticed*
Me: EXECUTIOOOOON!!!
Mother: YEAH!!!
Mother: ..Huh?
Zane: Just be yourself.
Jay: 'Be myself'? Zane, I have one day to win Nya over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Lloyd: Couple weeks.
Cole: Six months.
Kai: Jury's still out.
Jay: See, Zane?
Jay: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
YOU ARE READING
Ginger's Not-just-a-Ninjago-quotebook
Losowe*Casually switches to this quotebook, because the previous one gave my brother too much attention* Oh, yes. I am very cruel. :P A book in which anything can happen, so be prepared for mayhem in these (albeit virtual) pages. There'll be a L...
