The search history of younger me was a scary thing:
-How to castrate/caponize
-Katanas/blades/knives
-How to cull a capon (Look it up and be amazed)
Mom: I found this lovely poly-cotton fabric for dressmaking on so-and-so's fabric site! Guess how much it is!
Me: *Without missing a beat* Three dollars.
Mom: *Stares in shock* How'dyouknowthat?
Me: *Sudden awkward silence* Uhhh...
Me: Whoops-! Hahahahaha! It's not like I'm psychic or anything! Hehehe! I'm just a really good guesser! Heh.
Me: I've got to go do somethiiing.. In the other room. Bye!
Mom: *Yelling after me* NO, SERIOUSLY! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!!
Me: IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW, YOU PROBABLY NEVER WILL!!!
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Rhea being late for ninja training for the 22 time this month.
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Ginger's Not-just-a-Ninjago-quotebook
De Todo*Casually switches to this quotebook, because the previous one gave my brother too much attention* Oh, yes. I am very cruel. :P A book in which anything can happen, so be prepared for mayhem in these (albeit virtual) pages. There'll be a L...
