Jetpack Joyride song spam, 'cause why not? :P
Ah, nostalgia.
When your brother's trying to build some more muscle, so he gets your father's massive old weight thingy out from the garage:
Dad and I: *Watching bro assemble it*
Dad and I: *Watching him get a chair*
Dad and I: *Watching him get a couple of cushions for the chair*
Dad and I: *Watching him get settled*
Dad and I: *Watching him grunting and laboriously lifting it*
Bro: *Pant-pant*
Dad and I: *Look at each other*
Me: Do it.
Dad: *Grins* Okay!
Dad: *Goes over and easily lifts it with one hand*
Bro: .................................
Bro: *Sobs*
Dad: *Is now showing off and doing Olympic-level demonstrations with it*
Bro: *Glaring*
Me: *Evil smile* Dad, what say you that I do that, as well-
Bro: STOP THAT!!!
Me: *Innocent look* Did I say something hurtful to your ego, perchance? *Menacingly* BROTHER DEAR.
Bro: I JUST NEED SOME PRACTICE WITH THIS THING, OKAY?!!
Me: *Even more innocent look, very helpfully pointing out* DAD hasn't lifted that thing in at LEAST two decades, but HE still managed it easily the first try.
Me: He's not even breaking a sweat! But YOU-
Bro: FOSGGVKREGGKWYCVIOSEUHKW9CHRTO!!!! 🤬
Dad being really lean, but strong.
Dad: Ye. 💪😎
Mom: *Over two decades living in Canada, and still occasionally struggling with the English language*
And store names...
Mom: Today, we could go to Canadian Tire-
Mom: *Huffs*
Mom: Giant Tiger-
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Ginger's Not-just-a-Ninjago-quotebook
Diversos*Casually switches to this quotebook, because the previous one gave my brother too much attention* Oh, yes. I am very cruel. :P A book in which anything can happen, so be prepared for mayhem in these (albeit virtual) pages. There'll be a L...
