My dad is delirious with joy. Why?
BeCaUsE aFtEr AlL tHeSe YeArS, hE's FiNaLlY cOnTraCtEd CoViD yEsTeRdAy.
And he's stupidly happy about it, because he's actually right about having it for once.
..........................
Yeah, he's kind of an idiot.
..But a lovable idiot.
You have no idea how many times he's made my mother test him, because he's convinced that with the state of his health, he MuSt HaVe It.
So now, he's been screaming it all over the house.
All day.
For TWO. WHOLE. DAYS now.
Dad: DeAr, CoMe UpStAiRs AnD *redacted* WiTh Me. It CoUlD bE oUr LaSt NiGhT tOgEtHeR.
Mom: Oh please Lord, nO.
Mom: CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES?!!
Dad: I COULD BE DEAD TOMORROW!!!
Mom: *Sigh* FiNe.
And guess whose mom just got Covid herself today?
Ye. 😂
So now bro and I are wondering, WhO's Up NeXt?
Bro and I: *Look uneasily at each other*
Bro and I: It's you.
Yes, we make testing and medical visits a family outing.
BeCaUsE wE mIgHt As WeLl AlL gO oUt AnD hAvE sOmE fUn.
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! VACCINES!!! YAAAAAAAASSSS!!! THE EXCITEMENT IS OVERWHELMING!!! WHOOP-WHOOP!!!
*The squad is over at Jay's house*
Lloyd: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Jay: ... N-No...
Jay, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Lloyd, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Zane: I see a-
Jay, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Lloyd: Oh, well I-
Jay: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Jay, amazed: It's got a bake setting!
Cole: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Kai: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Jay: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Jay: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Jay, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Jay: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Nya, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Jay:
Lloyd: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Jay:
Jay, freaking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Ginger's Not-just-a-Ninjago-quotebook
Random*Casually switches to this quotebook, because the previous one gave my brother too much attention* Oh, yes. I am very cruel. :P A book in which anything can happen, so be prepared for mayhem in these (albeit virtual) pages. There'll be a L...
