Toddler me: I LUVS people!!! *Dances with random strangers in the Home Depot, manages to make camp councilors carry me, does all sorts of adorable shizz*
School-aged me: Wow, I hate all of you people SO MUCH. HISSSSSSSS!!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU VILE WRETCHES!!! BEGONE!!! *Suddenly becomes an introvert*
Homeschooled me: Okay, some of my faith in people is restored. Maybe they're not ALL bad.
Hesitantly venturing online me: Is this really a good idea? With, *shudders* PEOPLE?
Me a few weeks later: This is actually rather fun! Maybe this was a good idea after all!
Me now: I LUVS YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗
Reaching up to grab something from a hanging basket in the kitchen, (now THERE'S a life hack for you all, it's good to store coffee and bananas and stuff 👍) and somehow managed to automatically catch a bunch of bananas, and some coffee pods in either hand without looking?
It was just an automatic reflex.
I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO THINGS AT ALL!!!
Oh, stop it, I'm not a ninja, you are! 😉🤭
My bro is a curse upon my internet-related stuff, honestly. Every time he walks by, things suddenly stop working.
And then there's me, who has the exact OPPOSITE effect on things.
VERY sus. 🤨
It drives us crazy.
One moment, I'm answering some messages, the next moment he walks by, and BOOM! I suddenly get an error message and have to restart the computer.
Bro in the background: DANGIT!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Or I get low scores in things that I'm normally really good at, because the mouse/computer/screen suddenly glitches.
And then there's the opposite side of things.
My bro nearly has a temper tantrum when things don't go his way on HIS games, so he calls me and tells me to stand REALLY close to him, because he thinks it'll cancel out his bad luck.
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The spooky thing is, it DOES, actually. EVERY. TIME. WITHOUT. FAIL. 🤯
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Ginger's Not-just-a-Ninjago-quotebook
Altele*Casually switches to this quotebook, because the previous one gave my brother too much attention* Oh, yes. I am very cruel. :P A book in which anything can happen, so be prepared for mayhem in these (albeit virtual) pages. There'll be a L...
