Re; Naruto

Sports Day

Naruto stretched his legs, looking around as his class went about their way to their designated sports for the Sports Day. He somehow got roped into Ping-Pong and for some reason, Hinata was competing in badminton. Both will take place in the same hall. Naruto had panicked during the week after the sport was decided; he had never played Ping-Pong.

Surprisingly his team of bodyguards decided to train him in the game. So instead of training in his duty as bodyguard, he spent the evening of that whole week grasping the rules of Ping-Pong. He had also stayed late with Hinata as she practiced badminton at the local court. Although it really was no different from watching his wife train in Juuken, the difference was that badminton has a lot of jumping motion and Hinata's choice for sportswear was revealing so Naruto spent the whole week sexually frustrated. Luckily he was used to channeling and he channeled his sexual frustration into his Ping-Pong lesson.

That Forest Gump guy was sure a beast in the game.

Ao had to remind him that it was just a school's sport and not an international competition.

He and Hinata had also been busy with Student Council work. Naruto let Hinata sit in their office with Neji handling the paperwork while he ran around snatching up students who has yet to participate. The fact that he could even manhandle the few delinquents to participate was praised by a tearful Iruka who had worried over them. Of course it also meant he had to exchange some fisticuffs with the hardheaded 'leader' and now he's been crowned unofficially as the 'Head Delinquent' of their school.

Shikamaru just listened to his complain about his unwanted crown on the phone and said, "Idiot. That's what you get for being too serious. You better be on guard, though. Delinquents around town might...or rather would come and challenge you for the crown," Especially since he's a 'Gaijin'.

He wasn't joking. By Sage, Naruto had hoped he was joking.

He would have let them beat him up and take the damn title but as Hinata's bodyguard he can't be seen as weak or a pushover. So for the sake of future peace of mind and Hinata's safety as well as his own image as her bodyguard, Naruto had been dragged into alleyways for a quick brawl whenever he's in town buying stuff for the festival as per required of him as part of the Student Council. He made sure every fight was quick and sweet without receiving any injuries on his person, not even his hair was touched or even his clothes were messed.

He didn't want Minato to worry.

Now random delinquents called him 'Oyabun' on the street even though he tried to ignore them and does his grocery run in peace...

By the time the day of the Sports Day arrived, Naruto was just done and ready to get this over with. However he had to hold back his temper as some of the noisier boys made their interest known through catcalling as the girls jumped around during badminton. He was so glad that the girls no longer have to wear bloomers. He might just lose his temper and trample on the idiots.

Please excuse him, his hands had never been enough especially since he knew and remembered how the real thing felt like. Not to mention, he had been celibate since Hinata fell sick up until the day he died and now he's stuck in a teenage body rampant with unstable hormones. So even if this body is still a virgin, the one stuck inside had not been a virgin for a very long time. Remembering the years he ignored the pleasure of the flesh in favor of staying true to his wife's memory, Naruto knew that Jiraiya must be turning in the ocean doing pirouette as the man would probably shrivel and die, again, after the first week of celibacy.

Jiraiya would also be resurrected with this new trouble of his. When Naruto was first married and during his honeymoon, he had suspiciously checked every corner and inch of his surrounding whenever he planned to get intimate with Hinata. Don't blame him; he learned that Jiraiya's first smut was written based on his parent's honeymoon, which made him stare suspiciously at Kakashi whenever that book appeared in the man's hand. Jiraiya might be dead but Naruto won't be surprise if his ghost was haunting a hot spring or a bath house somewhere. So pardon him if he suspected anyone that wandered too close to his area whenever he was planning a hot night with Hinata.