Michael Cera x Bojack horseman x Reader

Chapter 1

It was just another lonely day in radiator springs. I wake up in my government granted orphan home because both of my parents died when I was 7. My luscious brunette locks drape over my face and I throw them into a messy bun. I never put effort into my appearance, I don't even know what mascara is. I guess I'm not like other girls. I put on my grumpy cat shirt and purple skinny jeans and make a cup of black coffee, just to add a little edge to my morning. I yell into my empty house.
"Goodbye parents who are dead, I'm going to school now. Wish you were alive for this."

When I arrive at radiator springs high I go to my photography class and when I get there my teacher is so flabbergasted by my incredible photography skills that he asks me to stand up in front of the class and take a photo. After I do it the entire class claps. It's only my first day, i can't believe that daniel lane  . . . I mean my teacher would single me out like this. I AM the new girl after all.

After all my hard work at school, I wipe my glasses on my sleeve and strut to the computer lab. Our school is really broken though so there's only . . .  1 computer?? It's okay though, I sit down with my leather satchel full of photos and put them on the computer to edit them. I started working on some of my photos of matches and stoves. I like to photograph hot things. Some people would think I'm really quirky and different from that, I just say it's the normal me. When all of a sudden a sweaty young feminine man wanders into the lab.

"w-w-w-w what are you doing here this late?" he stutters.
"I'm just working on my photos"
He is absolutely glistening, glowing either. He's just so pale and also the computer is lighting up his sweat and it's very blinding. I can feel warmth from across the room.
"-I-I-I need to work on my c-c-c-c computer code, I stayed late so i could use the computer"
I look between him and my photos on the computer and then he motions that he's embarrassed.
"s-s-s-s-sorry I don't even need it!! Sorry I asked!!"
"no it's okay, i'm almost done anyways"
He starts walking away but at the last minute I scream
"WAIT UP! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
He turns around and squeals, I'm shocked into fight or flight and he's crying.
"m-m-m-m"
"it's okay just use the computer"
He starts walking towards it with his head facing his feet and as he walks past our shoulders brush sensually. I think he's really shocked by this because he makes a really high squeaking sound when he notices. He smells like vinegar and baby powder and I think I'll remember the scent forever. He's so elegant.
I pick up my satchel and leave the room. Little do I know that my photos are still on the computer and Michael is looking at them and then he falls in love with my deep knowledge and intimacy with a camera.

As I'm walking out of the school I walk really hard into a strong stocky horse 9'8''! I am so shocked I dropped everything, Just like Michael he is really sweaty! and i can't help from getting my phone flashlight out to get a better look. He is a horse and he looked down at me and he said,
"What're YOU doing here"
I have never met this guy before,Like a badass I respond
"I'm just chillin"
"Okay! I have a raging smoking addiction, you wanna come behind the school and smoke with meh?"
I blush so hard. I'm lucky it's 4pm and the light doesn't show it too much. I twiddle my fingers together and think of what I'm gonna choose.

I think to myself.
"What will I choose? I could go back inside and talk to that nervous fragile boy from before. Or do i take the inderr badboy in me and smoke behind the school, not that i've ever seen a cigarette, I'm only new in town"

I choose to go with bojack. I'm sure that mysterious boy will be in the lab for a while.

"I have to go change out of my sport jock clothes because I just did practise sport, meet me at behind the school"
"Okay, catch  ya later"

I sprint  to the back of the school because I walk really slowly and I'm scared. He thinks I ditched him. When I'm three I sit and kick my feet and stare into the clouds. I like to think that the clouds are my angels and they tell me what to do. The coloud are telling me to sit behind the school and smoke with this horse man thing.

Bojack walks out from behind the bushes, he's wearing a leather jacket and a Gucci shirt, his pants are ripped denim that totally hug his calves but sagg around the rest of his horse frame leaving so much to the imagination.

"The names bojack. Horseman that is. Just seeing as you never asked"
"My name is y/n "
"That is a beautiful name, where did you get it?"
"My parents are dead," I responded.
"that blows" responds bojack.
"Do you have a lighter ?" He follows up
I'M so shocked by this question that I jump and clutch onto my bag. Inside there are only a4 printed photos that I took  because I love photos.
"no! why would you ask me that bojack?!!"
"Why do you only have 4 printed photos in there?" bojack is joking but it's crazy
I nod my head so cutely!
He scoffs and also nights because horses do that.
"I hate photos, photographers are the worst people ever, scum of the earth"
"why would you say that bojack?"
Tears start writing in my eyes and I graso my wolf necklace that my mother gave to me when I was 8. I pack up my things and then start running away, I can't believe bojack would do this to me. All I wanted was a cigarette behind the school. I'm only new. I run so fast and don't even realise that the necklace rips from my neck.
"No i'm sorry y/n come back!" bojack yells but it's too late, i'm already out of the school gates and grading to my orphan home.

I go to sleep dreaming of that horse man and also that boy from the library. I wonder what will happen in my first year in radiator springs.