You are the new girl in town and you bump into two curious men, one is a hot horse gangster and the other is a petite, cute, cinnamon roll! What are you gonna do, as wacky situations leave you desperately in love with the two boys, along the way you...
Bojack yells " No y/n ! Don't go with those guys - theyre probably starting a cult or smthin"
I roll my eyes and I think to myself my fav song "You don't owwwn me " whoops! I didn't mean to sing that out loud ! Everyones jaw drops because i'm good at singing and also because that was the best comeback ever. I flip my hair and I walk out with bo burnham and his cult, while i'm walking through the doorway my hair turns really light blode and also it's straight and long ! how embarrasing! I can't believe everyone saw that.
BOJACKS POV:
Well. . here it is again. Abandonment - first with ( my now ex and btw super hot girlfriend) Zoe Dechanell and now with my evil brother. Life just keeps beating me - like a dead- . . . Like a horse. And now those songs stuck in my head. "you don't own me" - what a dumb line, no-one owns anyone - we don't even own ourselves. Micheal keeps muttering something by my side but I'm not really paying attention, that's what I like about him. I don't have to. I guess we're all doomed so what does it matter who owns who. I hope y/n is okay, I'm not really one for emotional empathy but I know what it feels like to lose a super hot girlfriend. Standing here in this high school cafeteria. It's moments like these which really bring me back to wondering why we even bother in the first place. But yeah abandonment - twice over. Gotta suck doesn't it? Like I haven't suffered enough already, y'know what, I probably haven't. I have so much hatred in my head - hatred for y/n and what could have been. Life is like a series of closing doors isn't it? One after the other and I'm never going to have the power to pry them open. Not even the mimes can right now. And here I am again watching y/n walk out of that door and her hair is so blonde. Well. Shit sucks. Was it always that blond? It gets me thinking - maybe - just maybe it's the kind of door I'd like to be stuck on the other side of. I mean if you're going to be ripped apart by mimes within the next few days, might as well try. What am I doing here? I need to go find y/n and save her from evil Bo Burnham's cultish deeds ! But Ill probably need Michael's help - if anything I can't just leave him here. He seems to have stopped talking so I look down at him and ask what.
MICHEALS POV:
"what" says the big horse bojack. I do not know what hes talking about because i was just describing things! Like orange hair bob lady wit green shirt and spikey hair blonde man wit 2 finger! They are talkin :3 I am a little scared rn bc bc the stripey shirt ppl r kinda spooky, but ik that bojay will protec me, because he is a horse! Green hair irish boy and lumberjack red man are holding hands and its so weird bc their both boys, and i am really glad bo took that big dog because his dancing was rlly scary!!! Bo's name also scares me because if you added another o it would be a rlly scary word that i''m not allowed to say. Large horse wonders why i am looking at him but im jus thinkin!
"Michael?? What? Did you hear me?"
I dont think he is talking to me, lol!(lots of love!)I look around the room again to make sure i dont see anythinge lse scary I see my bestest friends Rhett and Link! I think that they are fun because sometimes they ice cream sandwich and taco bell! We have so much fun, they are the funny and i watch! I wave at them but i guess i am so fast at waving they dont even see because they do not even wave back, they are even looking directly at me! We are such good friends. Bojay horsmay talks again! Yay!
"Whatever. . . we should go look for Y/N." he says and leaves the cafe, taking me with him and i get really scared !!!! because i was so glad to get rid of that dancing dog and now we're gonna go look for it? No way horsemay!
"Nooo i am scart!" I say, holding onto bojack bc i am scart! Bojack is mean tho and is rude and tells me to get over it so i do and i follow him :3 i hope there are no more stripey people bc that was a rlly scary joke and i dont like jokes because sometimes their rlly scary !!!
Y/N POV:
We get to the photography room and bo burnham gives me a half eagle look. I know that look. Bojacks given me the same look before, half eagle thingz.
"Y/N, come here, to this private place." Bo burnham says in his twinkishly, womanly voice. What he means is the corner of the photography room, and i am totally suspicious. He has been acting so weird since i magically grew this long lushes blonde hair! Damn you my dead mom who cursed me with magic hair changing powers! Thats besides the point, ugh. I follow bo burnham into the photography corner and he has a bo-burnham-trick-up-his-sleeve. Or should i say his knee...because he gets down on one knee.
"Y/N, over the course of the mime pocolips i have fallen completely in love with you. Will you... be my cult wife?" Bo says, opening a box with a ring inside of it! I am so shocked and so angry. Grrr! If he is not careful i am gonna unleash my inner wolf. Nobody has seen my inner wolf before... O-other than bojack . . and then I turn wolf. (not all the way - just my ears and tail and claws and my hair goes black)
"Wha-WHAT .. . WHAT ARE YOU??" Says bo burnham
Noone else in the classroom notices and so to wipe bo burnhams memory I take a quick photo on my camera with flash - I don't want to hurt him but ill shine this light in his face. Afterward I look at the photo and this is it.
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I run into the hallways to escape and after I run out of the doors I am tackled to the ground by a weird short woman with an orange bob - It's so surprising that I am instantly not a wolf anymore.
"what? louis griffin? Huh?" But it's not louis - I mean i can't tell!
At that very moment I see bojack and micheal rushing down the corridor and I am so grateful they have come to save me - but they are so far away and this strange woman is trying to look into my eyes weird! They're just too far away and theres not enough time - this may be the end for me. And as i'm about to let go louis griffin (the real one) jumps out of a locker and stabs the other strange woman to death with a sharpened wooden post - finally thrusting it into her head and standing back panting.
"Louis? . . . Who was that " I ask - still with fear in my eyes from almost dying (little do I know...I am immune to mimes) .
LOUIS GRIFFIN THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL POV:
Just killed me evil twin sistah, Louise Griffo. She's been hunting me down since the last mime pocolips . . . She can tell there's something special about this girl. I hope no-one can tell I just murdered what was to me the closest family member I had.
"No-one. . . . " I respond to my best friend ever y/n .
Y/N POV:
"Whatever you say Louis Griffin the school principal' I say and walk off with bojack and michael towards our real home base.
