You are the new girl in town and you bump into two curious men, one is a hot horse gangster and the other is a petite, cute, cinnamon roll! What are you gonna do, as wacky situations leave you desperately in love with the two boys, along the way you...
I grab "syphilis" and place him in my backpack. He is so precious.
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Hiking into the wilderness I prepare myself for 10 days with my misfit rag tag group of loners.
"I wonder what we will find at the mages condo in the woods" I say
"Babeh ! Probableh somethin deeply important to your own jounry also scary babeh !" Baby elvis is leading the group right now.
Micheal humms "mm I hope it's not anything scary!! I would- AHHH!! WHAT IS THAT???" He is screaming because a dog named syphilis
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Has poked his head out of my galaxy backpack.
Bojack hoists micheal up onto his shoulder like petit bird "Put that dawg away. It's freaking people out here. And i don't really care what we find, I was exited for the hike but you guys are slowing me down"
Hero bryan turns around "Youre cute when youre determined y/n" he's walking backwards and it's really attractive.
"Oh . . . Thanks" and then I turn around aswell so we're both walking backwards. I havent gotten a good look at bojack and micheal for awhile, theyre still young and surprisingly cute, also baby elvis is there.
"I can't believe in the only girl here !!" I say and micheal looks confused at me.
TIME SKEEP !! THE NIGHT !
Setting up camp I clutch my wolf necklace close and remember first meeting bojack and micheal on that first day of school, I think about hero bryans help in defeating the king of mimes and i'm grateful for the precence of people who love me. These nights are soft and warm and I hold them close to my heart with the feeling that one day they will fade out of possibility . It all just feels so right, but hero bryan is kinda annoying me in the way that he's rummaging through his bag for stuff . . .
"Hey babeh y/n ! come with meh to get sam mare fiah wood?" Says baby elvis sitting on the mushroom next to me
"okay" I say tying my hair into a high pony. I lock eyes with bojack over the smouldering orange light. I feel a spark for a second but totatly ignore it. #taken woman
"So whats babeh up wwith you?> and hero bryan Babeh?" Asks baby elvis out of earshot from everyone else.
"What? I mean nothing weird . . . Like we're dating" I say totally freaking out . . .BUT WHY??
"I mean a girl like you with a man so gorgeous and lucious should be happy right?" ask baby elvis "I know somethings wrong - I can sense it. My babey moma used to say i was psychic"
"Well . . . I don't know it's only been two weeks" I sigh "I just- somethings wrong"
"no it isnt babeh girl- - It's normal - you need to let yourslef be loved! I know I would with that smoking hunk of meat. i wuld let him do anything to me y/n I'm not kidding. sometimes I smell him and something inside me stirs, a need i never know I had babeh"
"Oh youre so funy baby elbis ! youre so right! Thanks "
"I mean anything babeh! I have this fantasy where westranded on a desert island with nothing but each others bodies to keep us warm during the night, and boy could we be warm, Ever Since I met him this morning at your house I just-"
"Youve helped so much, I love you baby elvis" I rush back to the campsite and embrace hero bryan.
The rest of the night is a picture that will last forever. I sleep well and know in my heart that love is !
DAY TWO
We wake up in the morning but we are in a big hole ! first time getting kidnappedl
"hello it's me jigsaw!" Says jigsaw who has put us in an evil trap i guess.
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"hey jigsaw" says micheal
"Aw hewl naw babeh jigsaw" says baby elvis.
"You have to kill one of your friends or else everyone die" Says jigsaw evil
"What" Questions bojack
"Like okay so one of you guys has to fully die or else I will make a bunch of like tiny daggers come out and kill all of you- so you have like 3 mins to decide who to kill okay?" Says jigsaw.
"What the fuck??" I yell !! because it's like messed up
Everyone in the room starts freaeking out - accusing each other and being wary of getting too close. I can't imagine that anyone would even have the ability to kill someone. Other than me #wolf
"Uhh - I think we should kill micheal" Says hero bryan and everyone stares at him " I mean lets be honest he is the weakest . . "
"NO!" Yells bojack "HE'S MY BEST FREIND"
"Wait i thought I was your best friend baheh?" asks Baby elvis
"My best friends are rhett and link and bojack and not that weird dog thing" says micheal
Baby elvis looks bojack up and down "lets kill hero Bryan - I mean none of us really like him right?"
"What??" I say looking up from my book
"You don't even really love him y/n! just agree to kill him with me" Says baby elvvis and I look up into hero bryans white eyes
"Stop fighting guys!!" and I walk into the middle of the room.
"30 seconds" says jigsaw and all the lights turn off so the room is pitch black.
I hear a neck snap and blood spill all over the floor. The lights come back on. Baby elvis is dead on the floor. "NOOOOOOO" yells everyone in unison . . . everyone expect for the mysterious cloacked figure in the corner of the room.
"aw man" says jigsaw - I think he's sadded by baby elvis's death so he vanishes.
"W-who ?? Who is it?" I say staring into the corner
The mysterious cloaked figure removes her mysterious cloak . . . It's . . . its . . .
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