You are the new girl in town and you bump into two curious men, one is a hot horse gangster and the other is a petite, cute, cinnamon roll! What are you gonna do, as wacky situations leave you desperately in love with the two boys, along the way you...
"Wh- Who is there? Spooky Cloaked . . . Figure .. . . looks familiar . . "
and shes just about to reveal who she is and then suddenly
"STAY WITH ME BABY ELVIS" yells bojack "YOURE MY BEST FRIEND - BABY ELVIS! PLEASE!"
"bu . . gu-" He's just barely alive, the blood is dripping down out of his mouth and pooling on the stone floor.
"What ? What is it baby?" I say turning away from the dark cloaked figure and looking down pitifully at baby elvis.
"bu. . . . gu" His eyelids flitter
"Wh- What. What is he saying? " Hero bryan is sobbing and cradling micheal (kinda hot boylove)
"bu . . . gu. . . ! idiot ! How could I let myself die baybeh!! How could I do this?"
"What" Says bojack "what are you trying to say baby elbis?"
"I'm trying to . . .say . . " he's bleeding very fast "What am I even here for? Whats the point? What goals/ aspriations did I have in life? Will anyone ever say "remember baby elvis" no babeh, they wont . I'm not the famous elvis that would sing and was in that movie "priscilla" I just aint"
"Don't say that baby elvis!" says micheal
"I'm just a smaller version of elvis! Who even thought of "Baby elvis" thats so idiot. So meaningless, I leave this world no different from how I entered" and then he coughed up blood and died of broken neck.
Everyone starts sobbing i'm crouched down gripping baby elvis's arm and i feel a warm hand on my shoulder. I look up. It's the mysterious cloaked figure. I sigh. . . . I feel a warmth dripping down my arm . . . a dampness aswell. It's - BABY ELVIS BLOOD!!
"AHH!! YOU!!! YOU KILL BABY ELVIS!!" I knew it had to be one of us tee hee.
"Yeah. you should be thanking me. I saved your lives." I'm jumped up and face to face with the mysetrious cloakced figure, she removes the hood . . . and it's . . . zombie deschanel ? "Zomb? What are you doing here?" ask bojack his gob - smaked!
"Why didn't you write me back? " Zombie Dechanel (The re-animated corpse of my best friend and posibly love of my teenage-early adult life) asks - glaring at me.
My heart sinks into a a giant well/.
"I - I never got your letter" I say. Is true.
"Oh dang . ." zombie dechanel looks kinda neutrual. "That zombie re-habilitiation center kinda sucked balls and so that why i escaped and ran out into the forest. I guess they never sent my letter either. "
I look back around the room and notice that a dog named sphilis is loudly eating baby elvis's corpse.
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"well. I'm glad you escaped zombie." I say looking up into her eyes.
"Can we get out of here?" says micheal, clearly very afraid of both the saw death trap and the dog.
