You are the new girl in town and you bump into two curious men, one is a hot horse gangster and the other is a petite, cute, cinnamon roll! What are you gonna do, as wacky situations leave you desperately in love with the two boys, along the way you...
And then Micheal Walks into the room . After the ellen thing everyone at the party is a little shaken up. . . Rhett and link walk off to the family guy bedroom.
I walk up to miceal cera
"Micheal are you okay?" "Errm . . .uhhh"
Louis griffin cuts him off "PEETA !! THE HORSE IS HERE!! "
Just at that moment, bojack horseman walks into the room. But no-one notices because theyre all looking at louis
"Who is peeta?" Ask dan and phill
Louis ignores this question . . . I sense something is wrong.
I grab bojack and micheal and we walk to the bathroom. I Sit bojack dopwn on the pointlet(toilet) (the lid is on it's okay) and start tendinfg to his wounds from the brotherly bird fight.
"hey guys, do you guys know when we're gonna be done? I need to be home before 8:30" Micehal says in a micheal cera voice.
Bojack and I try ot ignore micheal as he sits in the bathtub beside us, I hold a wet cloth up to bojacks horse cheek and he winces. I grab his face to look and me and contiinue cleaning uip his heagle fight wounds.
"So Bo really did a number on you huh?" I ask
Bojack just groans in response.
"Or should I say Bo Brother because he's your brother?" I'm trying to get on bojacks nerves in a playful flitatious way.
"What, You think id ever consider that asshole my brother?, Nyeh!! I've got all the brothers I need on the sports team"!
"Well Yeah but he is like totally genitically your brother n stuff"
"Yeah? So what ? So is your dead skin but you don't think thats your brother do you?"
I guess bojack really doesn't like bo burnham I think
"What? Guys I don't get it please tell me whats up" Micheal seems really sleepy in the tub
"Shut the fuck up michael" Says bojack meanly
"Yeah man" I say agreeing with bojay - michael is kinda a looser... a hot loser though. Eek! >///<
"I think bo burnham pick pocketed me while we were fighting because i've lost my lighter, fucking kleptos huh?" Says Bojack not remembering that I HATE fire
"K" I say "Micheal lets get out of here, his face seems fine"
"Okay :3" Michel says and gets up. Bojay looks offended, and opens his horse mouth to say something but Michael and I have run off in a cutesy way out a window of the family guy house.
Lucky for us, Michael has a ride. His scooter. Its so cool and hot that he rides a scooter.
"Hop on" Michael says, putting on a sparkly helmet. I think it is a kids helmet because he has a small head but i do not say anything about it because he might be insecure about his head size.
I say okay. "Okay." and i get on, wrapping my arms around his petite waist. He is sooo hot!
We scooter off into the distance away from the party... Michael doesn't know this, because he is drunk, but he is so drunk right now!!! And the cops have been trailing us alll night!
"Check out this cool -t-t-trick! Haha!" Micheal says like neverously!
He then proceeds to do a little jump on the scooter! Like so small I barely even notice it its like we went over a gravel! So cute!
We hear 30 seconds exaclyu of this strange noise coming from this mysterious car behind us.
(THIS is the noise btw : ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-9Wcbihsfg PLS LOOK IT U_P)
I turn around to see whats going on!
"OH MY GOODNESS!! ITS THE COPS!!" I yell at micheal, luck;y they dont hear me. They start to get out of the car and walk towards me and micheal
"Thank goodness we're not drunk right now!" Says micheal thankfully
"B-b-b-ut michel... w-w-w-we are drunk!"
"Darn it!" he says cutely, stomping his small feminine foot.
The cops step into the light and reveal themselves...
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Its... Seth organ and Bill hater? who woud've guessed it!
The cops speak. "Sick scooter tricks my dude. Bee tee dubs, sorry we were mad gigglin at ur moves, we were just impressed!" seth organ rawrs.
Bill hater breaks eye contact with seth rogan and looks at micheal "Oh shit dude, I loved you in superbad!"
Micheal looks really scared and confused and the cops start cracking up again.
"Whos this really pretty awesome badass girl, your sister?" Says seth organ also hes laughing still
Micheal gets so scared and confused, even more than when they started talking about superbad. . . Weird. Hes totally trying to build up to something but everyone is just sitting in silence waiting for him to talk/
" Uhm, uh, she is NOT . . My sister, uhm shes the first woman Ive ever met! And she lets me use the computer. Uhm im not scared of her, I only found out shes a woman recently but I forgive her. Uhm, truth is . . . When i look into Y/Ns eye I feel uhm, pretty. . . but like inside. Like there are worms in my stomach and lungs and I cant breath because there are so many worms in there. And they have given me asthma, even though I dont actuall have asthma, Im just saying. uhm , uhh, and Im not super bad ,, and I dont know why you keep calling me superbad because I havent done anything wrong . . like if anything youre actually superbad for like talking to me and calling me that, Why are you attacking teenagers man, also We ALMOST kissed like five times so theres no way shes my sister! Unless you guys are like freaking gross . . . sorry for my language, im sorry uhh. I also made out with a horse tonight and if he heard about anything you've done o-or said to me tonight hes half eagle and half horseman so watch out okay? At least i hope he would take care of me idk bc i would take care of him... like i think about it alot hes in my dreams. Yeah but yeah"
Right at that moment, micheal backs up into a small pebble and falls over into a bush on the side of the pavement . hes knocked unconscious but is not hurt, just sleepy!
A single tear rolls down my clear skin to my perfect jaw line at michaels deep words. I look to the superbad cops to see what they have to say and they are holding hands... hmmm...
I think about what michael said about bojay being in his dreams, its probs nothing! Honestly bojay and michel are the most hetero boys i know. Just allies!
The weird cops have gotten back into their cop car and driven off, I think I see them kissing while they drive but I cant really tell because Im trying to wake micehal up, hes just lying cutley in a bush.
"Micehal! Please! Wake up micehal "
"Nooo Im so sleepy! Can we just stay here?" Im glad micehal is awake but its kinda weird he wants to sleep in the bush
"Why micheal?" I ask trying to pull him up
"Becasue I wanna spend tonight with you, under the stars." he says closing his eyes and curling into a ball.
I think about it and look up at the stars. Its a bit cloudy but im sure theyre magnificent. I put down my tiara and lay down next to micehal spooning him (im big spoon) and we fall asleep together.
