You are the new girl in town and you bump into two curious men, one is a hot horse gangster and the other is a petite, cute, cinnamon roll! What are you gonna do, as wacky situations leave you desperately in love with the two boys, along the way you...
" Crawl crawl crawl woah AH GAAAAAH fliiiing-CURCH-SNAP- CRRRA-MEOW- SCRRRR - Snap- YEOUCH!" is the sound I made when I crawled out the window and fell 2 stories into a bush below.
Lucky for me it was a soft bush. I get up and then only ½ a meter away is guy ferrari and louise griffin makin out behind the bush which i'm in. It seems passionate and beautiful - but new and unestablished unlike aunty donna.
"Oh hai Louis Griffin the school principal, and guy ferrair my steak loving, two fingered, guitar playing former neighbour!"
They stop making out and turn to face me, lipstick smudged on both their faces(little do i know they were both wearing lipstick)
"Well hi y/n" louis says, not wiping the lipstick off her face(it's in her eyes)
"that was freekin steamy! are you guys dating now?" I ask, playing it cool.
"We have been in love and dating for the past few weeks!" Louse says, but Guy just tucks his hair behind his ear with one of his two fingers. cute! but suspicious!
"Are you going to the chicken pot pie bakeoff in 30 days?" Guy asks, changing the subject.
"I didn't know that was a thing! but my uncle will be happy to hear that is happening, he's a chicken pot pie LOVER!"
"I didn't know you had an uncle... who u uncle?" He asks, and just at that moment, Uncle Steve pulls up in his Kia Sorento blasting his favourite song 'hooked on a feeling' by Blue Swede with the windows wide open. The two lock eyes and share a look of disbelief, starring at each other for a second too long while the party lights blind them both. In both the vibrant lightness and the shadowing darkness they seem so close even across the 20 metre yard and also the soft bush. I feel like I have to end this strange tension. So i run away and I jump into the car and Uncle Steve silently drives away at hunded miles per hour into the night.
After a few mins I turned to Uncle Steve "Okay so your gonna explain that right?"
He sighs and goes on to explain how him and guy fieri once lived a different life, full of summer romance - How he had never experienced love like that before - or love itself really. It was an early romance at the very beginning of their adulthood, full of carelessness and freedom. Exploration and uncertainty. Something a man can only experience once. Also it was gay. They were gay. It was the silly sort of thing that was washed away after the settings of real life. The two grew apart from jealous spats and found themselves stuck in between the uncrossable distance of love and relations. Uncle Steve moved away to the big city of Sacramento and left Guy, his youth and his love behind.
"okay lal" I say . . .
"Are you okay uncle steve?" I ask and he stops the car (we are in the driveway of the house)
"Y/n i'm sorry for telling you to stalk those gay people, that was me projecting my own issues onto you and I shouldn't have said it"
"Its okay ungle steve, I talked to the comedy group Aunty Donna and i realise the way i've been treating people is wrong, and i'm noy gonna do that anymore!" I said, leaving out the part where I make millions! Uncle steve nods his head.
"I wanna make guy fieri remember what we had, and i want him to know that I havent forgotten. But it's too late! Itll never happen now." And uncle steve sighs and steps out of the car. I rush afterwards
" No uncle steve ! Don't say that! Theres still time! You can see him at the chicken pot pie bakeoff in 30 days"
"The WHAT?" And he's so shocked
"The chicken pot pie bakeoff where 7 final contestants will battle it out to make the best chicken pot pie in all of radiator springs to be judged by an expert panel of chicken pot pie judes" I say
"No! No I can't do it!" He says
"Nyeh!! Unclge steve! Stay with me! you don't need to move back to sacramento!" I say this knowing that he lives in his car based off the cosy blanket and pillows in his back seat :3
"Oh okay ! also Ill give it a go - the chicken pot pie competition that is!" and then he opens the door to my orphan house and we sit inside at the dining table making plans for this world famous chicken pot pie bakeoff winning chicken pot pie.
TIME SKIP >///<
"So do you think there should be broccoli int he chicken pot pie?" I ask while cutting some herbs for the pie
"your mother always like broccoli"
"Really? I don't remember about her" I say.
"That is because she died"
"I don't even remember what she looked like"
"lol"
And then uncle steves pulls out a golden chain with a locket on it and opens for me to see,
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"Oh no wrong locket"
And then ungle steve pulls out another golden chain with a locket on it and opens for me to see, it is a photo of harry potters parents
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"Wow! Is that my mom and dad??!" I ask gripping a broccoli
"Yar"
"Oh what was she like??" I ask clutching the wolf necklace.
"Oh she only ate raw meat, she was highly intelligent, caring, playful and above all devoted to family. A true spirit of nature, also she was kinda furry (Like a wolf)"
"Well what about my dad?"
"He was a strange guy - again really smart butt "
"Oh ok"
"Soz about the accident, It was crazy that your house randomly lit on fire, killing both your parents. Thank god that wild deer ran into your burning house, picking you up by its deer horns and taking you to safety lol" Ungle steve reminds me, I clutch my wolf necklace that my mother gave me when i was 8 before she burned to death.
"Haha yeah fuck those open-flue heaters" I say
"I blame mark sucking birds" says uncle steve, I clutch my wolf necklace.
"Anyway, we gotta get our chickin'-pot-pie awn!" Ungle steve says.
We spend the next month perfecting his chicken pot pie recipe until it is practically perfect. We have chicken pot pie for dinner every night and for breakfast every morning. And finally it is time :3
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