"No. Enough. y/n we need to talk" Says bojack super hotly. i'm exited for what he will say. it seems so misteruous.
"What is it?" I ask in a cute tone but bojack stomps his horse foot - what?
"Well it all started when you first came here to radiator springs high, I used to be like a cool jock but now theres all this shit with the mime pocolips - I mean thanks for fixing that and everything but you were best friends with a mime . . .and also my ex-girlfriend . kinda weird. Or when you yell at me and run away. I mean seriously you need to learn to face issues and not just react emotionally and then leave. And when you punched that baby the other week, and when you stole Micheals scooter. You just put yourself before others and it hurts man, it hurts . And micheal and I arent gonna take it anymore, actually over the past few weeks we've kinda gotten close and to be honest y/n - we don't need you anymore .""So what, are you guys gay now or something?" I ask
"What no, I'm too broken for that. I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. What with him? N! I don't care that he's so adorable and that his cheeks are so pinchable. We're NOT dating! No way! I'm not even gay!. . . I think?"
Bojack goes silent and introspective for a minute - i'm about to say something when micheal chimes in
"sorry y/n !" and then he grabs bojack and they walk away together.
Even though everyone still loves me and is celebrating me, I walk sadly back to my government granted orphan home
But when I get to my door I see a notification on my phone - It's from my uncle Steve
" y/n - I'm coming to radiator springs to visit. I will be there around about NOW !" and then I see a kia sorento
pull up in my driveway and Uncle Steve hops out with his luggage.
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Michael Cera x Bojack horseman x Reader
RomanceYou are the new girl in town and you bump into two curious men, one is a hot horse gangster and the other is a petite, cute, cinnamon roll! What are you gonna do, as wacky situations leave you desperately in love with the two boys, along the way you...