You are the new girl in town and you bump into two curious men, one is a hot horse gangster and the other is a petite, cute, cinnamon roll! What are you gonna do, as wacky situations leave you desperately in love with the two boys, along the way you...
"yawn" I wake up in the school nurses office. I know it's the school nurses office because the school nurse is staring down at me.
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"So. You jumped, fell of the giant cliff next to the ocean next to the school, and then you scraped your knee" He stands up with his cane and pops some viagra or valium or smthin idk.
"Is there any treatment?" I ask tears starting to form in my eyes
"No. Not yet." Says House Md from House Md (the school nurse) scrunching his mouth . he's kinda kawaii like me.
"But we are going to start you on an experimental treatment of pure cocaine - 800ml of the stuff per second should help" Says House
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"Hello. y/n I came to say i'm sorry for scaring you off that cliff I did not mean to do that" It's hero bryan . he just walked in looking swagger .
"Hey bryan" I flutter my eyelids open "Do you think there are any environmental factors that could have led to the scraped knee?" Asks house
"Uh . . . Maybe the . . maybe the big cliff that she fell off" Says Hero Bryan
"Ah yes but there are big cliffs everywhere, whats different about this one?" House is drawing words on the wall with a marker and he is playing!
"There were big spikes at the bottom!" I say ! Maybe this is the cause of my scraped knee.
"Ah" Then house leaves the room - just me and hero byan now I guess
"They don't know whats wrong with me" I say looking up into his white eyes
And then the drugs kick in really hard
"also you are beautifull and sparkly " It is true.
"What?" Says hero bryan
"It's true Bryan - we don't talk about it but ever since i've met you we have strange love goin on - it may be the 800ml of cocaine they have me on but I want to hop on that love gravy train wit you" I say being hot, I don't really mean that, i'm not that hot, also he's not . . . A zombie. "Oh . . haha wow. . . Thanks y/n, I didn't know you felt this way" I don't really but i'm on drugs so it's cool
"yeah" I say then house comes in the doorway
"As it turns out the cure for this is bandaid. we will take you off all pills and do the correct medicine and then you leave" Says house
"Oh cool " I say before passing out.
TIME SKIP >////< ONE MIN LATER!!!
"Where am I? Whats happened ?" I flutter my eyelids again and the word begins to form in front of me.
"Oh they discharged you from the nurses office and now i'm taking you to your uncles kia sorento in the school parking lot" Says hero bryan as he pushes me along the pavement in a wheelchair.
"kewl" I say, no longer on drug.
"So do you really think i'm beautiful and sparkly?" He asks stopping and looking down at me.
"Even though you scared me off a cliff, I guess you're okay." and i air kiss him. He stops and turns the wheelchair around so that we are facing each other.
"Do you want to, go on a date with me?" His brown is flowing in the wind btw he's like 6'2'' and also really weirdly skinny.
"Okay." and it was okay.
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And then Hero Brian picks me up and puts me in the passenger seat of uncle steve's kia sorento, It smells like bbq beef. huh?
"Well y/n see you on wednesday at 10am at macys parking lot"
"Okay" I say, sigh.
"Sorry you got your knee scraped by those giant sharp rocks at the bottom of that 60 meter cliff to the ocean kiddo" Says uncle steve playing with the radio.
"heh - It's okay ungle, ill heal up fast" Then steves tunes into country road radio station and it starts playing country road.
"Sing this with me will you?" I ask and steve looks at me
" Yknow y/n I've decided to stay in radiator spring for awhile - maybe 10 years or more than that" and i smile at him so wide - it's like having a parent again except it's not my mum or dad it's my nonbinary ungle. ❤️
"Couuuntry roaaaad - TAke me hooooome - To the plaaace - I was borrrrn - Radiator springs - Mountain mamaaaa - take me hoooooome - Country rooooooooooaaaad" we both sings driving off into the sunset. I love this new life. I love this white. kia. sorento.
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/// TIME SKIP !! 1 MONTH LATER ///
The golden morning light pours in through the open window in my government granted orphan home. My bedsheets glisten and i'm so comfortable I never want to get up. I think back to the spring day of the chicken pot pie competition and only now feel the cold of autumn taking away it's freshness. It's a peaceful morning yet sombre with routine. I stretch out my arms and hit hero bryan square in the chest.
"Oh". He's on my side of the bed . . . Again.
CLIFHANGEERRR!!! AND I'M NOT TALKINGA BOUT THE CLIFF THAT Y/N FELL OF!! THIS IS NEW !! THIS IS A DIFFERENT MORE EMOTIONAL AND RELATIONSHIP BASED CLIFF HANGER. WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ASKING RIGHT NOW IS . . . WHY IS HERO BRYAN IN Y/NS BED ??? PLEASE !!! KEEP READING TO FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY !
