Michael Cera x Bojack horseman x Reader

Chapter 3

I come back to school the next day and I have my galaxy leggings on with my "normal people scare me" hoodie and my black eyeliner which makes my beuatiful blue and purple eyes shine and it also matches my hair which is black an purple. God i'm such a freak! Not like other girls>!

My first class (photography) was cancelled because mr daniel lane . . .  I mean my photo teacher was busy organising the photography competition. which he keeps telling me to enter in but i'm just too shy. So I go to the compter lab to photo! and michelal is still there !! Staring !! Like how he was when I left him!
"micheal?" I touch his shoulder gently
"MHMHMahMm!!" he screams and snaps out of it
"have you been standing here all night??"
"N-n-n-n-no!, I curled up under someb-b-b-b- books and took a nap at some point"
I can see the pile of books perfectly shaped to foetal position in the corner of the room.
"oh. . . why did you do that micheal?"
"t-t-t-t that horse . . ." he says staring longingly at the hallway again.
"Are you using the computer" I ask micheal says no so i start putting my A4 photos in it again.
I start typing, but very very slowly because i never learnt how to computer, and i hear Michael making some strange noises in the corner, still looking at the hallway.
"Are you ok Michel?" i ask cutel.
he doesn't respond for awhile and then .
'y-y-y-yeah . . . It's just . . . That  . . .  Horse" 
I begin to realise that michael might have a crush on bojack. Michael doesnt seem gay though- with his lushes long eyelashes, and petite little frame, theres just no way!
"Michael. . . do you. . . like Bojack?"
I ask, and Michaels eyes pop out of his skull! And his face is red! Ahhh!
"W-W-W-W-W-WWHATTTTT??!?!?!?!??"]

Micheal cera is so shocked that he throws himslef backward into some book! anad then he's on the floor and shaking and concussed!! He's blacked out and i'm sacred!
"Micheal it's okay if youre gay! I like men too!"
micheal says "I'M NOT GA- WAIT!!! YOURE GAY???"
"what" I say
FLASHBACK" I remember that time that mocheal said I had a werid name . . . For a boy??
"YTUhhahsyahsd" ssays micheal sill truck with fear!
"Micheal . . . I'm a girl". . . I say
Micheals eyes pop even FURTHER from his head and he passes out again and starts bleeding from his nose!!
And then he wakes up!
"No . . Youre literally not!" he says
"Micheal I am. Half the people at this school are? Have you not noticed i'm a woman female?" I say
His eyes pop out of his head and he is so shocked!! He skedaddles over to the computer and hugs it with his whole body and cradles it protectivley!!
"PLEASSE NOOO!!! I WANT TO USE THE COMPUTER!" He screams at us!
I think to myself omg what do I do" micheal is bleeding all over the computer and i'm gonna get into trouble!! it's only my first day at radiator springs high!! I think because I forgot it wasn't actually mt 1st day it's like my 3rd.
"sssshhhh" I say pushing my finger to his lips and stoking his very very soft hair.
He instantly stops crying and the blood from his nose gets sucked back in. The puter is all clean now!  yaay!
"why do you need the computer now micheal?" i ask dominantly to my little pookie bear micheal, still stoking his lucious hair. I brush his microbangs out of his face. So cute!
"MMhmhmmmm! . . . My . . . . m-m-m-m-mom! . . Shes like the only w-w-w-w-woman i know!! and she always wants to use the computer!! Thats why I have to use it h-h-h-h-here! and I can't stand it! It's literally my computer!! So i just figured that like  . .. all women just use the computer when i want t-t-t--to!. Thats all women do!! Just computer!! I'm sure you understynad, i bet your mom uses your computer too!!! Women!!" he pops off!
"Michel my mom is dead." i say.
"Oh . .  i guess you wouldnt know what it's like to know a woman then!!" he says . .
I almost remind him that i am actually a woman but i don't think he's gonna get it . . . for now he can think i'm a gay man i guess.
"Thanks for opening up micheal . . but you didn't answer my question . . .about bj?"
Micheals face goes red and his eyes pop out of his skull! for like the 5th time!
"I'm not gay!!! I'm sure if i met a woman  . . t-t-t-t-t that wasn't my mom . . . id fall in love with her."
This makes me blush and giggle and so i stroke his hair even harder than and almost kiss him on the forehead while i'm laugh! I lean to kiss him fr and then—

RIght at that time the principal walks in!! omg!! and then she gasp!
"what are you students doing in here?" she questions.
"just compuering!!" we say while standing . . .Micheal is still cradling the computer
"okay- well i need to use the computer now so please moove" She says
"Sowwy louis griffin the school principal" I say with my sleeve over mt hand over my mouth.
"Thats MISS louis griffin the school principal to you!" She says meanly. She walks over and picks micheal up my the scruff of his shirt and then throws him into us and he lands delicately in our arms.
"Peeta" Miss louis griffin the school principal says as we walk out the door together.