Michael Cera x Bojack horseman x Reader

Chapter 22

Aunty Donna (Just Zach and Broden) Take me behind the judging tables at the chicken pot pie bakeoff. They seem really nervous and I am so worried at what they will ask me.

"Heey so uhh y/n . . we wanted to ask you something?" Says Zach

"it's bloody important to know what it is that you have to say about this" Says Broden

"Uhhh okay guys? What is it?" I say flipping my perfect curly blue hair away from my crimson eyes.

"Well uhh you see . . . " Zach is looking all around - I wonder who for

"Do you think that we should re-name "gordon" to "Mark"?" Asks Broden - and zach nods enthusiastically as though it was something he needed to say but he just didn't have the strength to do it himself - I can sense that this happens frequently in this relationship.

I also am a little bit weirded out because I don't think they know that mark is dead ! But i'm sure not gonna be the guy to tell them so I turn around, scrunch my mouth and shrug with my hands.
"Uh yeah I guess ! Go for it guys!" and as I see Broden and Zach smile back at my answer i run a hand through my mermaid blue hair that reaches my waist.

"Did you know. Your. Mermaid blue hair. Is. Quite flattering" Says Gordon - No wait ! Mark ! as he walks up to our secret discussion.

"Well - gee thanks Mark" and I turn my head and look at Aunty donna

They seem pleased?
Now that that problem is settled I walk back to my seat in the front row of the chicken pot pie bakeoff - ready to hear them announce the winner. I sure hope it's ungle steve.

"and the winner to the 2014 radiator springs chicken pot pie bakeoff is . . . Your / Name !!!" And the crowd goes wild! I'm totally shocked as a crown is placed on my head! I look over at uncle steve and i am really happy, but then really sad when i realise this means hes lost! Ungle runs off and guy ferrari runs after him! I cannot follow because i'm being bombarded with compliments and praise for my chicken pot pie- which i didn't even cook?! >///<

While I am being protected from the massive crowd by Zombie dechanel ungle steve and Guy feiri are talking next to the school:

"I didn't think that chicken brisket pie was above board!!" says Ungle steve

"Well I don't think it's quite right that your kid all comes in here and wins away the competition, dam idiot didn't even make a pie!" Guy feiri waves his stocky arms around. He points his two fingers back at where the competition was held.

"You don't say that! That's my niece y/n and if you'd been through half the things she's been through you'd probably win a chicken pot pie competition or two" said Steve, flattening out his blazer. Guy Feieri scrunches his eyebrow.

"We all try, Some more dan others I suppose" And guy ferrari turned his back to steve hiding the tears in his eyes with the sunglasses that are now over his face.

"Well you keep putting brisket in these pies now! That's your problem! You ruin the consistency, it just aint right!" Says steve

There's a long pause before guy fieri looks over his shoulder, not at steve but something terribly far away.

"This aint about the chicken pot pie Steve." He says

"Well what dang darn is it about then huh?" Steve is so exhausted from cooking for the past hour, he throws his hands in the air exasperated.

"You left me for sacramento." Guy Feiri turns fully around so Steve can see the tears streaming from his eyes. Steve takes a deep breath

"Well . . You know I never really was one of them queers." He says