Michael Cera x Bojack horseman x Reader

Chapter 2

The next day I was so defeated and sad, I wandered to school so sad and lonely. my perfect hair draped around my neck and my flawless skin with no makeup on is shining in the damp street. Also, it's raining. On my way into the gates I see the petit small little feminine boy peek from behind a bush. The shimmys out and cutlery walks up to us. He's so kawaii like that.

"h-h-h-h-hey!" he says shyly
I look confused at him as he pulls out a small stack of a4 printed photo papers! My photos! I didn't even remember that I left them in the computer!
"Thank you! I am so grateful to have these returned to me, you have no idea how much they mean to me" I say, chucking my perfect, silky, always clean hair behind my ear.
I hug his tiny covering frame and he squeals like
"Mhhm, mh mh hmmmMmhm!!" I think he's distressed idk.
"I-I-I-I-It's okay!! I think they're really nice, you are good at photo!!"
"Yeah It's just one of those things that I'm really good at, maybe I can photo you sometime, what's your name?"
he cowers in fear and also pettiness.
"I'M M-M-M-MICHAL !!" He screams!! All scared!
"CERA!!!" He follows up kicking his feet up in the air!
'God he's so cute' I think, I love his weird jawline and uncomfortable nose. I love the way his eyes are so strange looking and that his bones are too big and also somehow too small for his petite and feminine body.
"Do not be scared Michael Cera, My name is Y/N"
Michael is always blushing, but he blushes even more when I introduce myself. So cute!
"W-Wow! What a cutesy name! Weird name for a boy though"
I have absolutely no idea what to say about this since i am not a boy, but this is the least he's stuttered this whole conversation so i just let it happen. I reply with a simple "yes." and stuff my precious A4 Pieces of paper into my bag. Just then, i see Bojack walking towards me... He looks so hot but im still mad at him so i pout cutely and look at michael. "I have to um- go... see you around michel" i say, pinching his huge cheek, before sprinting off into the school to get bojack off my tail... god, i cant believe im crushing on two hotties!

(time skip >///<)

So I'm just walking around the school and like always people are turning their heads because they either think i'm so gorgeous and attractive or they think i'm a weirdo looking freak or both! . Urgh, high school is so the worst.

And then as i just think i've finally lost bojack and I turn into the computer lab with one computer which is next to my photography class bojack is right there! Oh my lord! And just as I open my mouth in shock he pins me against the wall!! Oh my lordy lord! and so I squeal in shock

"Oh my lordy lord" I scream! Bojack nays cutely and I blush so hard! His horse face is so close to my human face. "Hello, Y/N"
"You're not as tough as you think you are bojacK" we say flipping our hair.
"okay whatever - I thought you might want . . .  this"
Bojack hands me a little tiny necklace and I notice that it is the wolf one that my mom gave 2 me before she burned to death.
"you dropped it when you ran away" he says
"mm-m-m-m My neeeck lace!!" I say as I snatch it from him blushing really hard and not able to control the feelings inside of me. I don't want bojack to see me angry. He can't see my dark side!
I look up at him and for a brief second the world around us stops as I stare into his eyes.

Then suddenly from the doorway I see micheals little elegant frame. I scream! how surprising for him to see me and bojack horseman like . . . this! Even the horse is a little wide eyed at him.
Micheal then screams way louder than me and it's actually kinda shocking, I think he got scared by  my scream but it wasn't even that loud.
"Micheal!" I say disapprovingly and I shove bojack away from the wall.
Micheal blushes really hard but I can't tell if it's because he's flustered or if he's always blushing because he always looks at everyone so dreamily.

"we're kinda in the middle of something" bojack says meanly to poor little baby micheal ):<
"i was just er gonna w-w-w-w wait around for the computer !! in the computer lab!!" says michal completely misunderstanding the situation.
Bojack rolls his eyes at michal and is do meany mean to him.
"Who even is this adorable little petit stupid man?" He scoffs and is mean and is trying to insult micheal despite calling him adorable.
"This is my friend, his name is micheal" I correct bojack
Micheal squeaks a little bit at being called our friend, I hope he gets that we're not actually that close friends.
"The names bojack. Horseman that is. Just seeing as you never asked" says bojack.
It sounds really familiar but ill let it slide ig. Bojack walks straight past Michael after he says that and brushes shoulders sensually with him as he does so. This makes michael blush so hard! Harder then he was already blushing which was A LOT!
"My names Mi-" Michael begins, but bojacks already walked down the hallway and disappeared inton the crowd. . . so mysterious!

After Bojack leaves it just me and Michael in this dark room together. I look at Michael but hes just staring at the hallway where bojack disappeared.
"Okay Michael i am going to go now" i say, but Michael isnt even blinking and im honestly not sure if hes breathing. I decide to leave him since he is just still staring at the hallway. He is SO shocked that he and Bojack brushed shoulders, i dont think anyones ever touched him wrapped around Phoebe while she minds her own business getting things out of her locker, and is being strange and sniffing anf licking her head.
"Hello popular musician Phoebe Bridgers! And hello Bo Burnham!" i say, waving like a Sim. Pheobe turns to face me, Bo also facing me now since he is literally clinging to Pheobe.
"Day off in Kyoto
Got bored at the temple
Looked around at the 7-Eleven
The band took the speed train
Went to the arcade
I wanted to go, but I didn't"
Phoebe Bridgers sings at me, just as I think she's done she keeps going.
"You called me from a payphone
They still got payphones
It cost a dollar a minute
To tell me you're getting sober
And you wrote me a letter
But I don't have to read it"
I wait for a bit to make sure she's actually done, and applaud her.
"Okay Phoebe bridgers I am missing photography. Goodbye Phoebe Bridgers and Goodbye Bo Burnham!"before.