BTW GUYS THIS IS SPEICIAL CHAPTER 27 CELEBRATION CHAPTER SO IF IT'S WEIRD AND LONG (LIKE MY PEENUT TEE HEE) THATS BECAUSE IT'S CELEBRATING 27 ENTIRE CHAPTERS
I run into the forest with Zombie dechanel. We just HAVE to find my dog syphilis
The forest starts to get more tropical as we search forward. Zombie slows down and looks at me.
"So . . . You're dating uhhhhh . . . Hero bryan now?" She asks, avoiding eye contact by looking down at my epic wolf necklace. Or something else down there.
"Well yeah -It's . . we- OH MY GOD SIPHILIS!!! OVER THERE NEXT TO THAT TREE.!!"
He's far off in the distance and I drop zoe's hand . . which i don't remember holding, And run after him.
Zoe yells "Y/N! i'm right behind you!"
I get to a clearing in the tress and as I step out into the sunlight my hair changes colour! Now i'm brunette with gorgeous green eyes. It's a beach !
!!! BEACH EPISODE !!!I look around everywhere for syphilis and then i lock my eyes on a giant metal(?) door closing very slowly, it's just about to slam shut but i see syphilis scurry out from a bush and into the tiny crack.
"THUD" says the door as it closes hard behind him. NOOOO!!
"What? What happened?" asks zoe dechanel and just then micheal and bojack stumble out onto the beach together.
"Siphilis is trapped behind that giant metal(?) door !" I yell!
"Ill get it open" says bojack sauntering over and then he can't open it.
Michal tries next. and then zoe! this big metal door is too heavy !! "You guys know i'm way too petit and fragile to even try!" i say pulling the sleeves of my minions shirt over my hands.
i need syphilis back.
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