You are the new girl in town and you bump into two curious men, one is a hot horse gangster and the other is a petite, cute, cinnamon roll! What are you gonna do, as wacky situations leave you desperately in love with the two boys, along the way you...
I look back at hero bryan, it's crazy that the guy who helped me defeat jimmy fallon is back again. It was just one look but i think it conveyed weeks of that weird new silent tension ,I crawl elegantly out the window and land on all fours, quickly standing up to come face to face with Mark from aunty donna. "I gotta talk to you Y/N"
"Oh okay sure" I say.
"Alrighty just follow me here over to this cliff on the other side of the school" He says not suspiciously.
So we walk around the school and are standing at the edge of the cliff, it is next to the ocean so it's this sharp 60 metre drop into deep rocky waters. "Is everything okay? Whats going on mark? Do you want to talk about how things are with Broden and Zach?" I ask - worrying about the strength of their polyamorous trio.
He gets really close to us "yeah yeah yeah"
And then he pulls out a gun and hold it to my side. Uh oh!
"I know what you fuckin did" He says into my ear (not in a pervy way pls)
"Do you mean the millions of dollars #Mr Beast livestream?" I ask "The one where I left a camera recording you and your two long-term boyfriends having consensual intercourse and then with your full consent published it resulting in millions of online dollars rewarded to me?"
"Yeah! I want that fucking money y/n" and he kicks me in ankle :(
"Yeouch!! No maark ! I'm not going to give you that money silly!! "
"I'm gonna fucking kill you ! I'm going to fucking shoot you with this gun" and he backs up so that i'm on the edge of the cliff he's holding the gun to me sweating and shaking
"Oh ! NO mark! That would be very silly of you ! You strange small boy!" I say giggling at how silly he is!
"Youre gonna be sleeping with the fishies!"
And it is at that moment that I know that Mark from aunty donna will kill me with this gun. There are my last moments, My last memories, my last breaths. I crumple to the floor in a pile
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and then I look up to see mark split cleany in two pieces (Like Ep 5 Season 2 of Hannibal but instead of alot of pieces it's just one).
The sun is shining into my eyes where the shadow of the mark no longer is. But the light is taken away and instead is replaced by a green angelic figure. She squats down and places her hand on my shoulder.
"ZOE DECHANEL?!! I- I-"
"It's actually Zombie Deschanel now. Yk because I got hit by a schoolbus and died and now i'm back as a zombie. You okay?"
"Oh i get it :3" I rub the blood from my face. "Thanks for saving me but now that Mark is dead , who will judge the chicken pot pie competition?" I ask
"Look" she says pointing out towards the ocean. I crawl to the edge of the cliff and look downwards.
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