You are the new girl in town and you bump into two curious men, one is a hot horse gangster and the other is a petite, cute, cinnamon roll! What are you gonna do, as wacky situations leave you desperately in love with the two boys, along the way you...
I run all the way to the Macys parking lot, getting there at exactly 5:00 on the dot! I find bojack standing there smoking a cigarette, looking totally hot but i keep my cool and walk up to him. I'm kinda nervous because he totally caught me lying about him in my blog but i just hope he forgot.
"Y/N... we need to talk" says bojack while smoking.
"Bojack, we ALWAYS need to talk! Every chapter we need to talk!" I say, "Just admit you're in love with me bojack!" I say, gaslighting him.
"What??" he neighs
"You've been ignorin me - playing hard to get! You dated zoe tweechanel(rip) because she was basically my twin, and now you're fake gay dating my other boy crush to make me jealous. You know what youre doing bojack ! You always need to talk but you never say anything!" I say, knowing that last line was really smart and cool.
"Uhhh . . . " confirms bojack
"And theres something I have to admit to you. Even though you clearly can't admit it yourself (that you want to date me and stuff) I can. So bojack - yes! yes I will go out with you." I say hugging him. "Okay say cheese" and I take a selfie, quickly blogging it to announce the news! btw i'm blonde now
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"WE are DATING now!"
COMMENTS:
"Wow! Congrats on dating!" - Rhett and Link
"I knew you could do it! All the blessings from me - your fav non-binary uncle" - Uncle Steve
"YES Y/N !!!" - Louis Griffin
"Grrr I hate my half- eagle brother! But i'm secretly happy for you guys " - Bo Burnham
"Always choose love!" - Danyella Lanas son
" I'm dead 💀" - Zoe Dechanel
"This is great news! Happy for you guys! Pls like and comment on my new steak grilling video " - Guy Ferari
"Yahoo! What is this - a crossover ? " - Mr Peanut Pudder
"Sick" - Hero bryan
Right after liking all the nice comments on my new post I go and check michael's account to see what he has been up to. I see this blog he made seconds after mine:
