Mabel: (Holding Sir Syrup) Are you ready for the ultimate challenge?
Dipper: (Holding Mountie Man) I'm always ready!
Mabel: Then you know what this means!
Dipper & Mabel: Syrup race! (Tilt syrup bottles back and start to drip syrup into their mouths) Ahhh!
Mabel: Go, Sir Syrup!
Dipper: Go, Mountie Man!
Dipper & Mabel: Go! Go!
Dipper: Go! Go!
Mabel: Almost... almost... (Taps the bottom of her bottle and the syrup drips onto her tongue) Yes! (Coughs) I won! (Coughs)
Dipper: (Picks up and reads newspaper) Ho ho, no way! Hey Mabel, [M/N], check this out.
Mabel: (Looking at an ad in the newspaper) Human-sized hamster balls? (Gasps) I'm human-sized!
Dipper: No, no, Mabel. This. (Points to a monster photo contest ad) We see weirder stuff than that every day! We didn't get any photos of those gnomes, did we?
Mabel: Nope, just memories. And this beard hair. (Holds up beard hair)
Dipper: Why did you save that?
[M/N]: I'd like to know too.
Mabel: (Shrugs and makes an "I dunno" sound)
Stan Pines: Good morning, knuckleheads. You two know what day it is?
Dipper: Um... Happy anniversary?
Mabel: Mazel tov!
[M/N]: Oh no.
Stan: (Hits Dipper's head with a newspaper) It's Family Fun Day, genius! (Walks over to fridge and gets out milk) We're cuttin' off work and having one of those, you know, (sniffs milk in the refrigerator) bonding-type deals.
Dipper: Grunkle Stan , is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day?
{Flashback to Dipper and Mabel helping Grunkle Stan make counterfeit money}
Stan: You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman! (Hears police sirens) Uh-oh.
{Flashback end}
Mabel: (Shudders) The county jail was so cold.
Stan: All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker. But I swear, today we're gonna have some real family fun. Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?
Dipper & Mabel: YAY!
Dipper: Wait, what?
{timeskip}
Grunkle Stan is driving his car with Dipper and Mabel blindfolded in the backseat. Stan leans down to adjust the radio and the tires screech.
Dipper: Whoa whoa! (Sighs) Blindfolds never lead to anything good.
[M/N]: This is why you think before you cheer.
Mabel: Wow! I feel like all my other senses are heightened. I can see with my fingers! (Touches Dipper 's face, making him laugh)
Car jumps, making the twins fly into the doors.
Dipper: Whoa! Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold?
Stan: Ha ha. Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker? (Drives through a wooden guardrail, making the twins scream)
{Timeskip to when they get to the lake}
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My Younger Cousins (gravity falls x male reader) Book 1
FanfictionThis wasn't labeled mature for swearing. This book does explain the backstory of the character in the book, so if you want to understand just read the damn thing. Everything will be explained on the info page in this book will be longer than any of...
