Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and I were watching television.
TV Narrator: The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist.
Dipper, Mabel, and Soos start cheering and Dipper says that the tiger's a hero. On TV, the tiger punches itself.
TV Narrator: Tiger Fist! ...will return after these messages.
Soos Ramirez: Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about.
???: (Voice-over:) Are you completely miserable?
Actor: (While crying:) YES!
???: (Voice-over:) Then you need to meet (In a whisper:) Gideon.
Dipper Pines: Gideon?
Mabel Pines: What makes him so special?
???: (Voice-over:) He's a psychic.
Mabel: Aroo?
???: (Voice-over:) So don't waste your time with other so-called "men of mystery."
The screen showed a clip of Stan coming out of an outhouse and is stamped with the word "FRAUD."
???: (Voice-over:) Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy. (Speeding through subtext for commercial:) Voidwhereprohibited,noC.O.D.'saccepted.CarlaI'vealwayslovedyoubutneverhadthegutstosayit.
Mabel: Wow, I'm getting all curiousy inside!
Stan: (Walks in) Well, don't get too curiousy. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble.
{Flashback}
Grunkle Stan was driving in a parking lot. He spoted an open parking spot and attempted to back in, but Gideon's tour bus pulled in first.
Stan: (Makes a fist) Gideon!
{Flashback end}
Mabel: Well, is he really psychic?
Dipper: I think we should go and find out.
Stan: Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!
Dipper: Do tents have roofs?
Mabel: I think we just found our loophole... literally! (Holds up a string with a loop in it) Mwop mwop!
Cut back to TV.
???: (Voice-over:) So come down soon, folks. Gideon is expecting you.
{timeskip}
A crowd was entering the Tent of Telepathy. ??? stands at the entrance with a sack.
???: Step right up there, folks. Put your money in Gideon's psychic sack.
Crowd muttered several positive things about the sack's credibility.
Dipper: Whoa, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack. They even have their own Soos.
Dipper pointed to a maintenance worker who looks very similar to Soos, named Deuce. Soos glared at the lookalike while munching on an empanada.
Mabel: It's starting! It's starting!
Dipper: Let's see what this monster looks like.
Curtains opened and Gideon appeared on the stage.
Gideon: Hello America! My name is Li'l Gideon.
Gideon claped and doves flew out of his hair. The crowd cheered.
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My Younger Cousins (gravity falls x male reader) Book 1
FanfictionThis wasn't labeled mature for swearing. This book does explain the backstory of the character in the book, so if you want to understand just read the damn thing. Everything will be explained on the info page in this book will be longer than any of...
