My Younger Cousins (gravity falls x male reader) Book 1

Chapter 9: Gideon Rises

Sorry my chapters are not posting, also I keep skipping episodes because I can't find a way to fit him in. You will see what my excuse is for him going missing this time in this chapter. Also shorter chapter than normal, we are almost at the climax and I can't wait. Our protagonist will have a very fun time during Weirdgeddon. All of the lore I haven't explained will be explained then. So buckle up cause it's going to be a long ride. also early chapter, bitches. Suck my cock, writer's block. LOL that rhyme.

[M/N] had finally come back from his "business trip".

Mabel: Go red car!

Soos: Go other red car!

Dipper: This would be a lot more fun with batteries.

Soos moved the red car then it bumped the other red car out of its place. Stan walked into the room and cleared his throat.

Stan: Kids, we've got to talk. Look I've been thinking and... I can't take care of you anymore. I don't have a house or a job. The plan is, you're goin' home. Your bus leaves tomorrow, here are your tickets.

Dipper: But Grunkle Stan, you can't give up!

Soos: Yeah dude. Look at these faces!

Soos begins nudging Mabel.

Soos: Be cuter, Mabel! Your summer depends on it!

Stan: Look, I lost, okay? The best thing is for you to be with your parents. I'm sorry, kids, Gideon won. (Places Dipper and Mabel's bus tickets on the table) Summer's over.

Soos: Mr. Pines! Come back! RECONSIDER!! (Runs after him)

[M/N]: I'll go grab him. (runs after Soos)

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Dipper and Mabel were boarding a bus, looking glum.

Announcer: Bus 52, departing Gravity Falls, all aboard.

Dipper and Mabel walked to the back of the bus and looked out the window to see Stan.

Stan: Sorry kids, it's for the best.

The bus left with Wendy, Grunkle Stan, Grenda Candy, and [M/N] outside the window, upset and waving at Dipper and Mabel as the bus departed.

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Stan's car came screeching. [M/N] got out of the car along with him.

Stan: Wait! Wait! Stop everything! I've got somethin' to say!

Blubs: Not this guy again.

Stan: Just wait! Look! You guys all think Gideon is so perfect and honest, (mocking Gideon) "Oh! I could never tell a lie! I'm Gideon!"

Blubs: He's more honest than you!

Durland: Yeah! And he's psychic too!

Stan: How's this for psychic? Bam! (Kicks the Gideon-bot; a panel falls off) Take a good look!

Inside of the bot there were many screens showing the Gravity Falls' people.

Lazy Susan: Wait a minute, is that ME?

Lazy Susan (On TV): The secret ingredient to my coffee omelet is coffee!

Toby: And me!

Doctor (On Tv): I can verify that that birthmark is indeed disgusting.

Toby (On TV): Hooray!

Crowd: That's me! That's me!

Stan: That's right, these pins are hidden cameras! And my hearing aid was picking up the feedback! Who's the fraud now? (Breaks the pin revealing there was a camera in the eye of it)