Chapter 6: Double Dipper

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So I'm skipping "Dipper Vs. Manliness" because i can't do anything with it so it does happen and is referenced just not acknowledged.

Soos and Wendy were preparing for a party. Mabel, Dipper, and I were sitting on a couch. [M/N] hands them two cans of Silly String (he is saving his Serious String for a very serious matter).

Dipper Pines: Oh no, Mabel. I-I don't feel so good. I-BBBBLLLAAAA! (Sprays Silly String at Mabel)

Mabel Pines: Ohhh, Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?! BBBBBLLLAAAA! (Sprays Silly String at Dipper)

Dipper: BBBBLLLAAAA! (Sprays Silly String)

Mabel: BBBBLLLAAAA! (Sprays Silly String)

Dipper: BBBBLLLAAA! (Sprays Silly String)

Mabel: Hahaha, barfing!

Wendy Corduroy: (Runs up) Guys, guys, stop! Something terrible just happened!

Dipper and Mabel: (Stare at Wendy)

Wendy: BBBBLLLAAAA! (Sprays Silly String at the twins. We all laugh hysterically)

Mabel: (Throws confetti) Comedy gold!

Stan Pines: (Takes Silly String cans and confetti) Alright, alright! Party supplies are now off-limits.

Soos Ramirez: Mr. Pines, whose birthday is it again?

Stan: Nobody's. Thought this party might be a good way to get kids to spend money at the Shack. (Unrolls a "Pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey" game)

Soos: Nice!

Stan: The young people of this town want fun; I'll smother 'em with fun!

Dipper: (Pouring Mabel some Diet Pitt Peach Soda) Maybe comments like that are why kids don't go to the Mystery Shack.

Stan: Hey, hey! Hows about you make yourself useful and copy these flyers? (Shows Dipper and Mabel a flyer)

Mabel: Oh boy, a trip to the copier store!

Soos: Calendars, mugs, t-shirts and more! They got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan, I just really feel that way about the copier store.

Stan: Save the trouble. You know the old copier in my office? [M/N] finally fixed the old girl up! Good as new!

Dipper, Mabel, and I were in Stan's office. We pulled the sheet off the old, busted up copier machine. Several moths flew around it.

Mabel: (Gasps) Butterflies!

[M/N]: Moths Mabel, moths.

Dipper: (Lifts the lid up) Does it even work? (Presses a button, then rests his arm on the machine. It turns on, and creates a copy of his arm)

Mabel: (Picks up the paper) Success! (Notices the paper shaking and drops it) Whoa!

The picture of Dipper's arm came to life and began to crawl near them.Mabel and Dipper: AH!

Dipper: Stay back! (Throws Mabel's soda at the arm, disintegrating it) Oh my gosh! Mabel, I think this copier can copy human beings!

Mabel: Do you realize what this means? (Pauses) BBBBLLLAAAA!! (Sprays Silly String at Dipper)

Stan addressed Soos, Wendy, Mabel, Dipper,and I, who were all standing side-by-side.

Stan: Alright party people... and Dipper. Let's talk business. Soos, because you'll work for free, and you begged, I'm lettin' you be DJ.

Soos: You won't regret it, Mr. Pines. I got this book to teach me how to DJ R-R-Right! (Holds up book)

Stan: Not encouraging. Wendy, you and Mabel are working the ticket stand.

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