Chapter 8: Summerween

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I skipped all the way here for a reason

The chapter began revealing Stan's car crashing into a "handicap parking" sign)

Stan Pines: Here we are, the Summerween Superstore!

Dipper Pines: Wait, Summer-what?

Stan: Summerween! (Pulls out a calendar) The people of this town love Halloween so much, they celebrate it twice a year. And wouldn't you know it, it's today!

Dipper: Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket?

Stan: (Pauses) Yes.

Mabel Pines: Summerween? Something about this feels unnatural.

Soos Ramirez: There's free candy!

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Dipper and Mabel: TO THE COSTUME AISLE!

Soos: (Presses a cackling skull)

Skull: I'd lend you a hand... but I don't seem to have any! (Cackles)

Soos: Haha, this guy tells it like it is.

Worker: Sir, could you please stop pushing that?

Soos: Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious, and you got yourself a deal. (Presses skull)

Skull: (Cackles)

Worker: Ugh...

Stan: (Picks up a big barrel of fake blood) Ha ha! When the children come to my door tonight, they're gonna run away screaming from Stan Pines, Master of Fright! (Turns, faces a baby) Boo.

The baby cried as Stan laughed. Soos continued pressing the skulls and Dipper and Mabel knocked over a pile of jack o' melons. [M/N] just stood by and watched all the chaos unfold before him.

Stan: (Holding leaking container of fake blood) Uh-oh. Think this one's leaking!

Worker: (On walkie talkie) Have the police come and eject the Pines family from the store.

Stan: NOT TODAY! (Tosses smoke bomb)

worker: MY EYES!

Pines and Soos: (Runs out with some Summerween stuff)​​

Mabel: You paid for the stuff, right?

Stan: Of course!

Stan: (Drives into an inflatable Summerween decoration, which deflates) Let's move! (Car switches direction and drives away)

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The Mystery Shack was all decorated for Summerween.

Mabel: I'm so excited!

Dipper: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...

Mabel: And have the biggest stomachaches ever!

Dipper: Yeah!

Mabel: Haha, yeah!

Soos: (Dressed as a superhero) Dude, I've never seen you guys so pumped.

Mabel: Well, back at home, me and Dipper were kind of the kings of trick-or-treating. (Shows a memory book of them in costumes) Twins in costumes, the people eat it up.

Soos: Well, you dudes better be careful out there. It's a night of ghouls and goblins. Not to mention... (turns off lights and shines flashlight in face) the Summerween Trickster! (Dramatic music plays)

Mabel: The Summer-what-what?

Soos: The Trickster goes door to door, so the legend goes, eating children who lack the Summerween spirit.

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