This is the second to last chapter I will be posting for this series(other than the epilogue).
Inside the gift shop, Mabel was lying on the floor with an empty Cheese Boodles bag. Stan was sitting on a chair nearby.
Mabel Pines: (Blows bag of Cheese Boodles into the air, bag slowly drifts down) I just ate a bag of Cheese Boodles without using my hands. Lazy Tuesday, you are delivering in a big way!
Stan Pines: Heh. Yeah. It's nice to finally have a day where nothing interesting happens whatsoever.
Ford Pines: (Comes out of the vending machine door with a Cycloptopus on his wrist)
Mabel and Dipper Pines: (Scream)
Ford: Everyone, get down! Don't let it taste human flesh! (Punches it and it drops off his hand crawls around the room)
Dipper: What is it?!
"M": It's a Cycloptopus, Dipper.
Mabel: Can we keep it?
Stan: (hitting it with a rolled up newspaper) Kill it! Kill it!
Ford: (Chases it into the corner) Patience... and (When the cycloptopus' eye turns into a screaming mouth) Gotcha! (Shocks it with his gloves and holds up its burnt body)
Stan: Great. Now get it outta here. It smells like if death could barf.
Dipper: (Runs over to Ford with Journal 2) Great-uncle Ford! Do you need any help with that? I've read all about these creatures in your journal, and I think I know how to--
Ford: No! I'm sorry, Dipper. On the dark, weird road I travel, I'm afraid you cannot follow. Well, call me for dinner! (Closes the vending machine door behind him)
Dipper: Maybe next time then? Or not? Or never.
Mabel: Aww, Dipper, don't take it so hard.
Stan: (Hits Dipper with newspaper) No, do take it hard. Take it hard and serious. My brother is a dangerous know-it-all, and the stuff he's messing with is even worse. Do yourself a favor and stay away from him, you hear me?
Dipper: But, Grunkle Stan, all summer long I've wanted to know who the author of the journal was. Now the guy lives in our basement and I can't even talk to him.
Stan: Don't worry about what's in the basement. You belong up here with me and Mabel.
Mabel: Yeah! Besides, the season finale of Duck-tective is airing this Friday! That's all the mystery you need this week. Come on, quack with us, Dipper! Quack, quack quack quack...
Stan: Huha, yeah! Quack quack, quack quack...
Dipper: (As Stan and Mabel say "quack," looks at light coming from behind the vending machine)
Mabel: Quack quack quack, a quack quack quaaaacck. Quuaaaaa... (Pointing at Dipper) Why isn't he quacking?
Mabel was writing in the living room, "M" was sitting on the chair watching TV.
Mabel: (writing) Dear Mom and Dad, we've been in Gravity Falls for a few months and so much has happened! Just yesterday gravity reversed itself, almost destroying the universe and totally wrecking the whole town! (Looks up at TV, where Lazy Susan is standing in front of a crane attempting to pick up Greasy's Diner)
Lazy Susan: Well, they say it was an earthquake, but you know what I think? I think I'm gonna have to start serving pineapple right-side up cake! Haha! Am I right? Am I right? (Greasy's Diner falls down from the crane)
Mayor Befufftlefumpter was on a stage in front of the town.
Mayor Befufftlefumpter: Let the rebuilding of the town begin! Wrecking ball, start wrecking things! Hahaha! (A wrecking ball destroys a radio tower, making the television losing the signal)
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My Younger Cousins (gravity falls x male reader) Book 1
FanfictionThis wasn't labeled mature for swearing. This book does explain the backstory of the character in the book, so if you want to understand just read the damn thing. Everything will be explained on the info page in this book will be longer than any of...
