Wavier oneshots (Wednesday & Xavier)

~ Wisdom Teeth ~

Xavier had no idea what he expected when Wednesday got her wisdom teeth removed, but this was not what he expected.

"HAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT SCARED ME!" Wednesday wheezed as she eyed the blow up Christmas decor in someones yard. 

Enid snorted from the backseat of the car. 

Xavier held back his laughter and softly gripped the girls thigh. She flinched away. "Uhm, sorry sir, I have a boyfriend."

She looked at him with wide eyes. Enid died in the backseat, and probably would have collapsed on the floor from laughter without her seatbelt. 

"Nes, I am your boyfriend."

"No you're not! My boyfriend lives in Connecticut."

"Nes, you've never been to Connecticut."

"I haven't?" She looked at him with shock written clearly on her face.

"Nope." He said, popping the P.

"Oh my god, where do I live then!?" She cried, throwing her hands around. 

"With me...?" Enid said.

"WHO EVEN IS YOU?!" 

"OMG!!!" Enid cried, busting into another fit of laughter. 

"AM I BEING KIDNAPPED RIGHT NOW?!" Wednesday cried. 

"No-"

"Oh my god, I think my clothes are melting!" 

"What?" Xavier asked, brows furrowed. 

"No! Shit, what is that?"Wednesday cried, flinging her hand up in horror.

"Wednesday...that's your hand." Xavier told her, holding back laughter.

"Oh." She looked confused.

Xavier couldn't help but snort. Wednesday never acted like this, literally she'd never laughed in her life.

He was going to enjoy this. 

"So..." Wednesday started, her speech slurred. "What do you guys do during volcanic eruptions?" 

"Uhm, run?" Enid answered. 

"Imagine running." Wednesday giggled. "I just die!" She burst out laughing and banged her hand on the door.

"Nooo, that hurt." She sniffled, looking at her slightly red hand. She started crying. 

"Is this supposed to happen?" Enid asked Xavier. 

"I guess?" He shrugged. 

"HOLY COW! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DRIVE FAST!" Wednesday cried, gripping the sides of her seat as though trying to hold herself in place.  

Xavier looked at her confused, as they were only going 30 miles per hour.

"I thing I know that person!" Wednesday cried, pointing to a lamp post.

"Baby. That's a lamp post."

"Nuh uh!" She said, frowning and crossing her arms. She began pouting and staring outside the window. 

"I'm so confused right now." Enid mumbled from the backseat. 

"Me too."

"ME THREE!" Wednesday cried, a smile on her face and she looked at Enid with wide eyes. "Did I do that right?"

"I guess, yeah?"

"YAHAHAH!" Wednesday squealed loudly. 

"This is going to be a long day."

..............................

So uhm this is *SADLY* based on true events, which is why it's SO random and short. 

And please for the LOVE OF GOD tell me why I made this.  

Luv ya,

-Em <3