Wavier oneshots (Wednesday & Xavier)

The S.W.X Squad

HOLA BitCHES!

I'm currently sleep deprived on this #backtoschool schedule.

So if I'm being a bit H I G H uhm...yeah this is how I normally am, and my professional writing cover is slipping <3333 Love that for me.

ANYWAYSSSS.

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Enid Sinclair had always been snoopy. 

And honestly, she wasn't ashamed about it. She'd gone through her fair share of Wednesday's stuff. Secretly of course, as the dark haired girl would literally murder anyone who dared pass a finger into her drawer. 

But Enid had no shame. It was all part of the job, after all. 

What job? You may ask this question. And the answer is TECHNICALLY two jobs.

She is the school gossip queen after all. She had her vlog, which depicted all of the schools most important drama. That was the reason she started snooping after all. 

She had to, it was all part of the job.

And then she started the S.W.X squad. 

And members grew FAST.

Currently the squad consisted of the following and more:

- Yoko

- Bianca

- Eugene

- Divina

- Ajax 

- Thing

- Kent 

Believe me when I say those were just the original squad members. 

At this point, half the school had joined.

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Now you might be wondering what exactly is the point of the S.W.X Squad. 

Well that's quiet an easy answer.

It's a Wavier ship club.  

Enid was quiet proud of it too. 

She'd come up with the idea at the beginning of Wednesday's second year at Nevermore, after she had discovered Wednesday and Xavier had been hanging out more and more. As I said before, she wasn't ashamed of her snooping. 

She had quickly sat down with Thing and discussed this new found friendship. 

And they both agreed they would make an absolutely adorable couple.

So they started the S.W.X Squad. 

It had started out as a joke. A few people jokingly joined, like Yoko and Divina, who desperately wanted the two to date. They would hold meeting once a week, usually on Wednesdays as a joke. Enid would snoop around Wednesday's stuff, her phone, to see if anything was happening between the two. 

And she would report EVERYTHING back to the squad.

Enid had to admit, she had stooped quiet low for that one. 

But soon, everyone was inviting their friends to join the S.W.X. Turns out, half the school thought they would make a great couple. 

And now Enid was on a mission the get even more information. She had people to entertain, didn't she?

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Her stomach felt queasy as she scrolled through her roommates phone. The girl was out with Xavier, and Enid had no reason to worry about her coming back anytime soon. 

She gasped as she came across a certain message.

Xavier (3:45 pm)

Alright Nes, you go work. Love you baby <3

This was exactly what she had been looking for. But did she want to report this to the squad? The squad that had started out as a joke, and now consisted of half the schools population?

She would have to ask Wednesday first, to make sure it wasn't a false alarm. She had clearly left her phone here, so Enid would just have to go get her to talk. 

And it was an easy answer as to where she was: Xavier's art shed. 

The pair spent almost every Monday there, Tuesdays if they got lucky and had a free schedule. 

So Enid set off, desperate to find Wednesday and please the squad. 

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Enid burst into the art shed.

"Wednesday, what, I've been looking all-" Enid began, panting from her run to the shed. She gasped as Wednesday and Xavier leaped apart, beet red, with Wednesday's lipstick smeared on both of their lips. "HOLY SHIT ARE YOU TWO DATING?!"

Wednesday turned even redder, confirming Enid's suspicions. 

"OMGG THAT'S GREAT! I HAVE TO TELL THE S.W.X!" She cried, tossing her arms into the air. 

"The what?" Xavier asked, looking bewildered. 

Wednesday's brow was furrowed.

The color drained from Enid's face. "Nothing. Ignore what I just said."

"Enid what is the S.W.X?" Wednesday hissed, bounding over and grasping the taller girls collar. She gulped.

"It's a...It's a wavier ship club..."

"Wavier?" Xavier said, sounding more confused by the minute.

"Wednesday and Xavier." She mumbled, attempting to hide her blushing face.

Xavier burst into laughter. "Y-You made a shipping club of us?!" He cried, doubling over with the force of his laughter.

"Yeah." Enid muttered, scratching the back of her head. 

"H-How many people joined-d" He asked through his giggles. 

"Like, half the school."

"Holy shit!" He cried, doubling over and practically snorting with laughter. 

Even Wednesday had a small smile on. 

"Well then, this seems quiet important." Wednesday smirked. "Why don't we go tell your little club what they've been waiting to hear."

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"Welcome to the last occurring meeting of the S.W.X Squad." Enid said, masking her excitement with sadness. "Sadly, something has come up which makes it weird to continue this."

A couple sad groans could be heard. Everyone's eyes were on her.

She couldn't help it anymore. She squealed, clenching her fists in front of her chest. "They're dating!" 

The crowd broke into excited cheering and screams of "FINALLY!" and "OMG" and "THIS IS GREAT!" could be heard. 

"And that concludes the last meeting of the S.W.X." Enid cried as the teens finally settled down. "As this ship has finally sailed!!!!"

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Goofy little chapter. I ended up like really needing to shit halfway so I had to speed it up, sorry if it seems rushed. 

But like...

Wanna join the S.W.X?

I'm actually like the funniest person on earth, wtf????

WE love the fake self confidenceeee

Anwyayssss. 

Luv ya,

-Em <3