I bet a hundred bucks that Jon is the type of murderer who would just say: 'Yeah, I murdered that bitch.'
Y/N: "H-hey, Jon... is that ketchup on your cheek?"
[The viewer asks awkwardly with a slightly shaky voice. Their eyes widen when they see a large patch of crimson unknown liquid stained on the blond boy's cheek. They point toward that spot with a confused expression, feeling an odd ominous emotion coming toward them when they see Jon only stare back at them with a cheeky grin.]
Jon: "Nah, it's blood."
Y/N: "Do you want to clean it up?"
Jon: "Nah."
Y/N: "... Jon, why do you have that axe??"
Jon: "..."
Y/N: "JON!!"
...
Me: "Goddamn it, Jon, not another one."
[Inspired by 'Lambchop' from 'Sweet No Death'.]
