My random ass poetic thoughts

Poem number 75: germaphobe

Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
I don't no STD's,
So you can go ahead and keep that shit away from me,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
And I don't really care bout how you got that shit,
Just go ahead and have fun with that shit,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
And there's a lot of germaphobes just like me,
Bitch I been a certified germaphobe way before COVID-19,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
I get pissed off from seeing other men use public restrooms and not wash they hands before they leave,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
I be wonderin if women be in the women's restroom seeing the exact same thing,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe
I don't give a fuck if a muh fuck say they get more pussy or have more sex than me,
Cause bitch I'm a germaphobe,
Safe sex the best sex,
I wear a trojan Magnum,
If it ain't the gold wrapper,
I ain't buying one to have at her,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
It's nothing personal,
I wipe my hand on my shirt or pants after I shake my hand,
Bitch im a germaphobe,
I do the same when I touch doorknobs,
I hope w public bathroom got paper towels so I ain't gotta touch the doorknob,
Just throw that bitch out on the way and shit,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
Barely anybody goin in my room anyways so that bitch look like the essence of depression,
But bitch the rest of my house clean as fuck and that's on God,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
My mind is constantly calculating the possibilities of germs on anything I touch out in public,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
Now germaphobia has levels to this shit,
Certain shit is gonna trigger me because of how nasty this shit is,
And then the rest of this shit,
Idgaf,
I ain't triggered,
Bothered,
None of that,
Call it relaxed,
Ok,
Cool,
Whatever the fuck yo chosen word is on the level of my germaphobia meter lol,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
In the words of Kevin Hart,
Bitch,
You're my best friend!,
I shouldn't have to ask you for permission to put you in my lie,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
If I look at any of my many best friends in the world a certain way,
Especially after makin this poem,
They know my germaphobia is at high alert,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
But if I go on fear factor as long as I don't gotta eat a worm,
I'm coming home the winner baby,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
That's a fear I ain't tryna face to be for real for real with you gang,
I been telling you niggas since I was a lil kid that I was goin to hell,
But bitch,
I'm a germaphobe,
Goof ass nigga im triggered to take the trash out,
But I am gone wash my fuckin hands when I take the trash out,
Bitch I'm a germaphobe,
And imma end this poem like this,
And it's a lot of other germaphobes that feel just like this...