This one is inspired by Redman and in particular his song"Tonight's Da Night"
Yo, I met up with this girl named Sue May, gave her a bouquet and we hung out for two days, she said I "made her happy in a few ways", I told her she "might be my new bae". She loves murder mysteries so I told her "you could call me Poirot, but I don't look much like David Suchet ", I feel like I'm a veteran of this game watching you noobs play but who says...
{Ewww! What the fuck is this sloppy, PG, romance bullshit!? Come on Revilo, where's that vile, vulgar, controversial style of yours that we all love gone!?}
Yo, I met up with this slut named Sue May, I spread her on the bed like a duvet and showed her why I'm the best in the UK. I sat and watched her massive boobs sway, she asked "are you wearing a toupée?" I said "my hair's as real as your breasts", she said "touché" I sang to her like I was Michael Bublé, as she left she said "I'll see you again on Tuesday if you pay..."
She wanted paying!? I said "this best be free whore, otherwise I'll lock you in this room and light this fucking C4!" I leave her family feeling more depressed than Eeyore, Diego's the one who taught me to be raw
When it explodes, her organs splat all over me, I see her lungs, heart, tonsils and her ovaries
I flee the scene, her family hopes it's just a fever dream, the grievers seem...
Man cut this shit, I've proven myself
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Hip-Hop 50th Anniversary Celebration
PoetryHere are a few poems/ raps written in the styles of some of the songs and artists that inspired me to write rhymes! There's even a couple of skits thrown in for comedic relief as well as to appreciate the fine art of skit making on Hip-Hop albums T...
