This one is inspired by the Nas song "Nas is Like"
Forget reaching the top, I over grow the precipice, precise with the rhymes, you know I never miss, there's a lot of rappers out there but Revilo's the cleverest, the hoe will get her kiss, collect it as evidence and show the therapist, before challenging the rhyme and flow specialist you best go and get a diss, let me preface this by saying no pressure kid
I'm the sort of guy to ruin your homeostasis by increasing your blood pressure saying shit like "homie, yo braces! They're instantly recognisable like Roly Mo's face is!" Wish you would vanish like Polio cases, it's pretty clear to me none of you phonies know greatness
Revilo the rapper with gorgeous rhymes, you can draw the line between murderer and cannibal as I gnaw your spine and smear blood on your checkerboard floor design then cram a bowling ball in your mouth and tell you that your jaws just fine
Beware of this fire breathing monster that you call a dragon, spitting rhymes as bodacious as RuPaul with drag on, but on the whole they are known to drag on but that doesn't stop other rappers trying to hop on this bandwagon, he'll rob you in broad daylight like "where's my ten grand bag gone!?"
Moved to a new city, spent the day with a four eyed tour guide, after the tour I mugged him and drowned him in a pool full of chloride, you other rappers should just shut up and swallow your pride, you claim to have struggled growing up, but you couldn't even identify your city's poor side
You best be wearing a football shirt with a tiger on, if not, I'mma hit you with a Liger Bomb and send your ass to Cybertron, let you drown your sorrows then wonder where the ciders gone
When it comes to boxing, I'm rocky like the Khyber Pass, I beat a robot and broke its cyber ass into tiny strands like fibreglass, speaking of broke, I've got to make this fiver last, looking at the bank account, I can't help but kinda laugh
When Rev buys a can, he gets a Monster like Leviathan
You little silly "thugs" tryna look tough in your beanies, you look like the Tweenies you belong on CBeebies, you better run when you see me, my presence alone will give you the heebie-jeebies when I spring out like a genie, when I see you, I'll be dishing out punches to you and calling them freebies
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Hip-Hop 50th Anniversary Celebration
ŞiirHere are a few poems/ raps written in the styles of some of the songs and artists that inspired me to write rhymes! There's even a couple of skits thrown in for comedic relief as well as to appreciate the fine art of skit making on Hip-Hop albums T...
