This one is inspired by D12's "Bring Our Boys"
Yo, it's Revilo, as hot as the Senpi you moan about while you're wanking off to Henti, MI5 just sent my address to their hench spies and not even a second went by before I was swarmed by ten guys, I maimed them all and gobbled them up like an order of French fries. When I spit shit, whoever inhales the stench dies
I ramble reams about how I can handle teams, I mangle dreams of tranquil scenes when I strangle teens and scramble genes whilst fan girls scream because I slap harder than Gangrel's theme. My trajectories higher than the angle seems, your scandals been worthy of ample memes and you couldn't bounce back from it if you used a fucking trampoline
These rhymes as hot as soldering scolded him, when he writes them, the page starts smouldering, there's a lot that he's shouldering, pressure, anxiety and stress with a little anger folded in
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, I went on the network and looked up my net worth, it's equivalent to the price of that sket's purse from that perseverance and debt verse
I've got Venom in my veins like Tom Hardy and if you bombard me, I'll show you you're at the wrong party, I'll cut off the song harshly, slice you in half and drag your torso along partly then eat you like Chilli con carne
In a matter of moments I shatter opponents, do the latter on rodents and scatter components
I'll still rock shit in my forties, Some call me Voorhees, shorties adore me and sort these rhymes of mine from their court pleas
The chancellor of rap's reseated to govern, I've defeated the stubborn, you saw my best rhymes and repeated a dozen but you still couldn't cook as good as me if I preheated the oven
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Hip-Hop 50th Anniversary Celebration
PoetryHere are a few poems/ raps written in the styles of some of the songs and artists that inspired me to write rhymes! There's even a couple of skits thrown in for comedic relief as well as to appreciate the fine art of skit making on Hip-Hop albums T...
